Greatest Sketch Ever? FINAL FOUR! [Archive]

agent_PUNT

08-07-2005, 01:48 PM

We are down to the final 4 sketches.

I'll try to make it so you can vote multiple entries.

And then I'll eliminate the 4th place, then 3rd place and people can re-vote. Just like Canadian Parliament.

Treebeard

08-07-2005, 02:36 PM

how many am i supposed to vote for?

agent_PUNT

08-07-2005, 06:19 PM

Originally posted by Treebeard
how many am i supposed to vote for?

1, 2 or 3.

Every week i'll eliminate the bottom one and restart it.

Pali

08-07-2005, 07:21 PM

I want to see Grass Valley Greg eliminated.

Not that I dislike Grass Valley Greg, I just prefer the others.

Maple Syrup

08-10-2005, 10:24 AM

Aside from the retarded goats I agree. I had to go with Pre-Taped... definately the only one of my favorites that made it.

freetibetwpurch

08-10-2005, 11:42 AM

That douchebag kid in "Let America Laugh" really ruined "The Audition" skit for me.

quartersmostly

08-10-2005, 01:44 PM

Originally posted by freetibetwpurch
That douchebag kid in "Let America Laugh" really ruined "The Audition" skit for me.

Fuck you that was my brother.

terris

08-10-2005, 03:16 PM

grass valley greg needs to remain, and pre taped call in show is good, but in no way is it one of the best ever

Citrus Mountain

08-10-2005, 07:07 PM

Did somebody say "Final Four"?

http://graphics.fansonly.com/photos/schools/unc/galleries/040405-mbb-natl-champs/01-m-williams-dunk-full-lg.jpg

ME!!!!

08-10-2005, 07:14 PM

UNC SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. My nipples are really sensitive and I don't know why...:(

Citrus Mountain

08-10-2005, 07:30 PM

Originally posted by ME!!!!
UNC SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!

But Illinois sucked worse. They let them cheat and we still Owned! They probably will suck this year though... since the whole team went pro, 4 in the top 14.

And Grass valley greg does deserve props. I liked dickie cricket, but I liked greg better.

Treebeard

08-10-2005, 08:38 PM

Originally posted by Citrus Mountain
But Illinois sucked worse. They let them cheat and we still Owned! They probably will suck this year though... since the whole team went pro, 4 in the top 14.

And Grass valley greg does deserve props. I liked dickie cricket, but I liked greg better.

how the fuck did they let illinois cheat? good god man, watch the game! or did you miss the 37 times when sean may tackled a forward on his way to the basket, or the five light touch fouls called on james augustine in an effort to keep him out of the game?

CptPlanet

08-10-2005, 09:01 PM

dickie cricket is the best of all those choices

tjamick

08-10-2005, 09:08 PM

i cant decide between The Audition and Dickie Crikets. The fact that Dino actually used that in auditions makes it even better.

Treebeard

08-10-2005, 09:09 PM

i cant believe so many people have voted for grass valley greg

Citrus Mountain

08-10-2005, 11:25 PM

Originally posted by Treebeard
how the fuck did they let illinois cheat? good god man, watch the game! or did you miss the 37 times when sean may tackled a forward on his way to the basket, or the five light touch fouls called on james augustine in an effort to keep him out of the game?

Moving screens and picks the entire second half that's how. Augustine had nothing for them in or out of the game. Blame your boy Smith for letting you down. Powell got used all night as well.

edit: and the fact that they gave up on going inside and just threw up bad shots. as well as good ones created by moving picks and screens.

and they did have the home court advantage, the entire tournament. still lost. the cheating prevented a blow out, that's all. The only reason Villanova hung around was bad calls, then they cry about one bad call. Everyone gets them, it all evens out. All the non calls on Illinois were just the ncaa's way of keeping it close

Treebeard

08-11-2005, 12:23 AM

Originally posted by Citrus Mountain
Moving screens and picks the entire second half that's how. Augustine had nothing for them in or out of the game. Blame your boy Smith for letting you down. Powell got used all night as well.

edit: and the fact that they gave up on going inside and just threw up bad shots. as well as good ones created by moving picks and screens.

and they did have the home court advantage, the entire tournament. still lost. the cheating prevented a blow out, that's all. The only reason Villanova hung around was bad calls, then they cry about one bad call. Everyone gets them, it all evens out. All the non calls on Illinois were just the ncaa's way of keeping it close

nobody calls moving screens or picks in the ncaa anymore. ever

augustine played like 8 minutes because he kept accidentally breathing on may so the refs had to call a foul.

smith blows, he did nothing to let us down.

Citrus Mountain

08-11-2005, 01:04 AM

Originally posted by Treebeard
nobody calls moving screens or picks in the ncaa anymore. ever

augustine played like 8 minutes because he kept accidentally breathing on may so the refs had to call a foul.

smith blows, he did nothing to let us down.

So the ones I saw called IN THE TOURNEY were a mirage?

Interesting how your account leaves out the touch fouls on Felton and Manuel (fouled out on ticky tacks) Unc's best defender.
Augustine did get a raw deal, but he was over his head, just like in 2k3 when the same two lineups played, and they lost. And do you honestly think they'd call 5 fouls on May, or Deron Williams, or Dee Brown... not on your life. They'd lose money

Long and short of it is, Illinois came up short in what was essentially a home game.

terris

08-11-2005, 02:09 AM

the best part of grass valley greg is the office stuff, especially jay's acting, it fucking kills me, when david is yelling at brian, and its cool how the sketch interrupts another one

and they mention canada in it

ComedySnobedy

08-11-2005, 09:15 AM

Originally posted by quartersmostly
Fuck you that was my brother.

Did everyone skip by this and start talking about basketball... was this really your brother?

Citrus Mountain

08-11-2005, 12:52 PM

Originally posted by ComedySnobedy
Did everyone skip by this and start talking about basketball... was this really your brother?
He ain't heavy, He's morbidly obese

Sorry Comedy, just enjoying the sweet whine that sour grapes produce.

"it doesn't hurt the spiders"

pollypry

08-11-2005, 05:56 PM

Anyone who didn't think The Audition or Pre-taped Call-in are the greatest, simplest, thus greatest sketches to ever be recorded can suck my rubber phallus. Too bad I don't have a cock (according to medical "professionals").

AndersLevant

08-11-2005, 06:04 PM

Hey, Treebeard, Citrus is a real fag, right?

quartersmostly

08-11-2005, 08:39 PM

Originally posted by ComedySnobedy
Did everyone skip by this and start talking about basketball... was this really your brother?

No I was just trying to be cool.

ComedySnobedy

08-11-2005, 09:25 PM

you pig fucker.

Kelsy

08-11-2005, 10:27 PM

Originally posted by pollypry
Anyone who didn't think The Audition or Pre-taped Call-in are the greatest, simplest, thus greatest sketches to ever be recorded can suck my rubber phallus. Too bad I don't have a cock (according to medical "professionals").

I completely agree.

CptPlanet

08-11-2005, 11:00 PM

Originally posted by Kelsy
I completely agree.

WELP LOOKS LIKE THE VERDICTS IS IN! AFTER ALL, GIRLS KNOW COMEDY.

pollypry

08-11-2005, 11:09 PM

The vaginas have spoken. And are right. Accoding to Oxygen and local news.

CptPlanet

08-11-2005, 11:14 PM

yeah you're gonna wish you had oxygen when i'm strangling you with a belt

that's all i've got

pollypry

08-11-2005, 11:29 PM

Yeah, well Tucker Carlson strangled all of us individually with his collection of spotted bowties and we ain't moved. Girl power?

Kelsy

08-12-2005, 12:09 AM

Originally posted by pollypry
Yeah, well Tucker Carlson strangled all of us individually with his collection of spotted bowties and we ain't moved. Girl power?
Fuck yeah, girl power.
I am glad you brought up Tucker Carlson and his bowties. It reminded me that I hate Tucker Carlson and his bowties.

Kelsy

08-12-2005, 12:17 AM

Originally posted by pollypry
The vaginas have spoken. And are right. Accoding to Oxygen and local news.
Talking vaginas would be gross.

pollypry

08-12-2005, 12:37 AM

So do you agree with me or not! It's either un-intimidatededly bow-tied, opinionated vaginas, or go back to SPIKE TV! I mean...Dickie Crickets? I lose sight so easily.

Kelsy

08-12-2005, 01:04 AM

I am with you. At least I think I am with you.

What's Spike tv? It sounds fun!

Citrus Mountain

08-12-2005, 03:31 PM

Originally posted by AndersLevant
Hey, Treebeard, Citrus is a real fag, right?

Well that cut me to the bone.

Technically I don't think you swallowing my load makes me gay.

AndersLevant

08-12-2005, 03:59 PM

homosexual: of, relating to, or involving sexual intercourse between individuals of the same sex

tjamick

08-12-2005, 04:04 PM

Originally posted by AndersLevant
homosexual: of, relating to, or involving sexual intercourse between individuals of the same sex
Sometimes your made-up smarts come in made-up handy.

AndersLevant

08-12-2005, 04:05 PM

That's not made-up; that's straight from Merriam-Webster.

tjamick

08-12-2005, 04:27 PM

i know, i was mentioning that you didnt list sources. you wrote it as if you had it memorized.

Citrus Mountain

08-13-2005, 12:53 PM

Originally posted by AndersLevant
homosexual: of, relating to, or involving sexual intercourse between individuals of the same sex

Just when I thought I was in the closet they pull me back out!

RizzleMcIzzle

08-13-2005, 09:58 PM

I think a better procedure would have been to name horses after the sketches and race them.

teengirlsquad

08-13-2005, 10:36 PM

Here's my impression of each one of you when you find out which sketch is the big winner

"Hmmph."

I just depressed myself because I was real excited at the start of this little experiment.

modrob

08-13-2005, 11:07 PM

Sounds like somebody needs a massage! And a facial! In that order!

teengirlsquad

08-14-2005, 03:55 PM

who me? if so send me a gift certificate!

modrob

08-14-2005, 07:27 PM

Gift certificate? I guess Heaven needed a boner, because God just took mine.

WTFJ?

Kelsy

08-15-2005, 12:51 AM

Originally posted by modrob
Gift certificate? I guess Heaven needed a boner, because God just took mine.

WTFJ?

That was put beautifully

modrob

08-15-2005, 01:07 AM

1 2 cyber/

(BIGWINK)

modrob

08-16-2005, 08:45 PM

Just go with it, together we're three black people, this is what they do.

Kelsy

08-16-2005, 09:00 PM

Originally posted by modrob
Just go with it, together we're three black people, this is what they do.
My black people are from Degrassi!!
hooooray

modrob

08-16-2005, 09:12 PM

Oh, I thought that's how they did it in the O.C., bitch. not sure what degrassi is

modrob

08-16-2005, 09:13 PM

i thought they were kenan and kel

teengirlsquad

08-16-2005, 09:59 PM

i was goooing to say, "JOEY IS NOT BLACK!" He shops at my grocery store! (No blacks allowed)

Kelsy

08-17-2005, 12:05 AM

Originally posted by teengirlsquad
i was goooing to say, "JOEY IS NOT BLACK!" He shops at my grocery store! (No blacks allowed)

I was going to say that joey is not black too!! I don't know what he is. Does he really shop at your grocery store?

CptPlanet

08-17-2005, 12:26 AM

what is this conversation about? i don't really want to re-read this whole thread and nothing on this page makes any sense so please sum it up for me. TIA.

modrob

08-17-2005, 12:33 PM

Basically, I was about to hit that shit before you interrupted. I guess the heart chink was sick when the other planeteers summoned you to this thread.

terris

08-18-2005, 03:20 PM

the best sketch ever is none of the one's listed here, this whole thing was so stupid, i wish i had never voted for anyone here,

teengirlsquad

08-18-2005, 03:26 PM

do you need a secret decoder to figure out the end of that sentence?

ME!!!!

08-18-2005, 05:47 PM

It's obviously there, just look closer TGS.

Originally posted by terris
the best sketch ever is none of the one's listed here, this whole thing was so stupid, i wish i had never voted for anyone here, but my favorite was the one about the gays, because I'm gay