Name Juan's Band

[JuanBallsac]

What up black skins.
Some dudes in Florida ripped off my Tony and the Danzas band name, and are getting some buzz. So because they are better musicians I have to change Monikers. Tony and the Danzas is way better than Tony Danzas Tap Dancers. Fuckin cock gobblers.

It's comes down to:

Busey

Dinger

Symbolic Incest

Lesbionic

and

Kimmy Gibbler

[AndersLevant]

MacGuyver's Mullet

[agent_PUNT]

There's Something About Mary Tyler Moore

[Treebeard]

Originally posted by agent_PUNT
There's Something About Mary Tyler Moore

i really like that

[3v3+Z]

The Juan Plus Won
Juan to Have Sects
Bloody Juan Kur
Too Two to Juan
...More Like Don FART-o
Party Car
Eye Juan Chew
Try Crack
We're Not Killers
Hint of Juniper
Solo Artist
Vaginica
Get Used to it, Hitler
Papa's Delicate Condition (http://imdb.com/title/tt0057400/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnxteD0yMHxsbT01MDB8dHQ9MXxmYj11fHBuPT B8cT1wYXBhJ3MgZGVsaWNhdGUgY29uZGl0aW9ufGh0bWw9MXxu bT0x;fc=1;ft=1)
Run DMT
The Passing Stones
Animal Genitalia
Back to the Future, Part Four
A 32oz. Mountain Dew Slurpee
Van Hagar-Mania!!
King Hat
Champion, The Drinker
Tooter's Ice Pops
So On I Ran, and Run I Did
The Last Juan

[3v3+Z]

Originally posted by JuanBallsac
...Tony and the Danzas...
L. and da Generous
Car Sin Daily
Oprah Who?
Television for Women
The Lifetime Original Movie
Rickey Lake vs. Richard Bey


I should've stopped a LONG time ago.

[CptPlanet]

Razzle D. Dazzle & The Glitterscouts

[Citrus Mountain]

Cyst Lance Cocktail

(# in group) Wasted Loads

Thought Provoking Name

Shocking Name

Hapless Bunny Foot

[Brain Stew]

The Fussbuckets
Gorgeous Gervous
Latex Infection
The Matthew Modine Experience

[JuanBallsac]

The first annual Name Juan's Band Awards.

3rd place-3v3+Z,Television for Women
2nd place-3v3+Z, Back to the Future part 4
1st place-Brain Stew, The Matthew Modine Experience

Stew you may have just named the band, dude.

[klaus_kinski]

Tuna Yothers

[agent_PUNT]

KLaus is good at this game.

I really like "Get Used To It, Hitler"

[klaus_kinski]

I may have posted this idea on here before and apologize if I have but here's a good band name as well:

Masturbate and Ashley Olsen

[quartersmostly]

Originally posted by klaus_kinski
Masturbate and Ashley Olsen
I think it's already time for the 2nd annual name Juan's Band Awards.

And Back To The Future Part 4 was robbed last year.

[quartersmostly]

Vampire State Building
Blood Bath and Beyond

[agent_PUNT]

Originally posted by klaus_kinski
Tuna Yothers

I thought I was watching her on Oprah, turns out it was Tracey Gold from Growing Pains.

This bitch got caught drinking and driving with kids in her car and now Oprah is helping her make up excuses as to how it wasn't her fault.

Fuck that's annoying.

She said "well I would never drive drunk, so the fact that I decided to do it means that I must have been impaired when I decided to drive. Because if I had been sober I never would have decided to drive drunk"

That makes no sense. But Oprah was agreeing.

Oh and I'm still unemployed thanks.

Oh now Oprah is saying the car was really big and it's hard to control the car...

and people kept giving her wine and she didn't know that she had so much to drink.

Oh and now Tracey said "The officer asked me if I had been drinking and I told him yes. I was being honest with him".... wow that's real bravery.

She said "If I could do it again, this would have never happened."

Okay that's enough.

Sorry everyone. How was work?

[klaus_kinski]

Thigh's The Limit

Ass Fault

Titty Clitty Gang Bang

[scotch-romanian]

Led Zeppelin

[Charlie Church]

Originally posted by CptPlanet
Razzle D. Dazzle & The Glitterscouts

I do believe this wins.

[teengirlsquad]

Charlie Church would be a pretty good one

[CptPlanet]

Originally posted by Charlie Church
I do believe this wins.

The masses never appreciate true genius in its own time. *sigh*

[CptPlanet]

wait what about Peter and the Ceterrorists? is that too obscure?

[Tommy]

Pen15

or...

Free Beer
(imagine a marquee with "Tonight : Free Beer"

that sucks, how about...

MOULIN SPLOOGE
AIRTIGHT GRANNY
AMBER THE LESBIAN QUEEFER
BACKDOOR LAMBADA
21 Hump Street
Sperms Of Endearment
Rat Phink A Juan
Gigli
Juan Chew Tree
The Howard The Duck Experience
The Jeff Goldblum Project
Corbin Bernsen Live
Blackmale, White Woman
Juan Jovi

[Stabby]

team rock and roll brothers
lets rock and roll the musical
rock and roll town: next stop
rock and roll high school (or juinor high whateve ryour audience is)
rock and roll university (if its 'indie' music)
rock and roll sports rock (for stadium anthems)
five friends who rock and one who rocks and roll
rocka nd roll
prepare for the rock and roll
rock and roll racecars
the rock and roll racecars
rock and roll joe and the rock friends
rock and roll outer space

[JuanBallsac]

Originally posted by CptPlanet
wait what about Peter and the Ceterrorists? is that too obscure?

Thumbs way up!

[Tommy]

I was driving to Jersey today for a job and as I was going over the bridge, I started thinking about "Juan Jovi"... made me giggle.


Common, that's pure fuckin' gold!

[JuanBallsac]

Originally posted by Tommy
I was driving to Jersey today for a job and as I was going over the bridge, I started thinking about "Juan Jovi"... made me giggle.


Common, that's pure fuckin' gold!

Amber the Lesbian Queefer
The Jeff Goldblum Project
Corbin Bernsen Live

All these made me laugh out loud at work.

[Citrus Mountain]

you guys got the goods

[Kelsy]

agent_PUNT
I liked your tracey gold story.
because it had all the elements of a good story plus a dab of oprah.

[3v3+Z]

Originally posted by Kelsy
a dab of oprah
There it is. That's it. That's the name. Game over. Thanks for playing.

[ComedySnobedy]

I'm with Zorro.

[teengirlsquad]

Originally posted by ComedySnobedy
I'm with Zorro.

there ya go thats it now THATS the name

[Kelsy]

I like im with zorro.

oprah doesnt deserve to have a band named after her
or maybe she does
fuck if i know

[tjamick]

Down Stairs Mustash

Man-Serpent

Led Zeppelin Jr.

Dirk Wayne and the Fashion Plane

[ME!!!!]

Christopher Reeves and the Vertebra

[3v3+Z]

The Black Hole of Love (Apparently, that's the Brazilian title of the movie "Groundhog Day". Sounds wonderfully filthy though, I think.)

Abraham Stinkin' (You really can't go wrong with Lincoln. I had an idea for a band name several years ago called The Lincoln Five. I told my old boss that and he said, "well, how 'bout Lincoln's Booth?" I was floored, 'cuz this guy generally wasn't that bright, but I thought that was brilliant.)

Jimmy's Heimlich Experiment

Wind-up Gareth

I Froze Your Tears and Made a Dagger and Stabbed it in my Cock Forever

Hat FM

Don't Stop Believing: The Ultimate Journey Tribute Band

Natural Lamb Poon

Poon by Noon

Poon, Poon, and More Poon

The Ultimate Rapist

Midget Fisting

The Founding Fathers

Button Gwinnett

Button Glut

What's This Button Do?

The Oh No Guys

A Whole 'Nother Issue

File Under File

Pinker than Floyd

Blanket Jackson [album: "Beat (Ya To) It"]

Vikings & Beekeepers

The Bumpy Nipples

Biggest Cock in the Old Testament

Clay's Achin' Anus

Ben Dunn

[NaturesOnions]

Urethra Franklin