Minding The Store

[Tommy]

We pranked these people...

...will we finally see Dean?

[5InchTaint]

Hey Tommy, organize another conference call, eh? You're well reknowned for your mastery of the system. Stop hoggin' all the fun to yourself. Selfish bastard...

[Brain Stew]

OMG guys!

There is a guy named Tommy on the show, here's his pic:
https://home.comcast.net/~mr.mojo/tommy.JPG

Could it be the same Tommy we spoke with?

[Tommy]

Since I don't watch shit -- can someone who does tell me if this is an actual documentary style thing, or if it's acting by shitty actors?

[agent_PUNT]

The show is terrible, but i have to watch in case i see Dean.

After learning more about Paully Shore's parents, I feel sorry for the little weasel. He never stood a chance.

[SushiBarMachine]

it's more a documentary... I saw it, it was decent, just cause it was Pauly Shore lol...
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[Soma]

lol

[Dart Shitter]

LISA! Get that sub-mediocre talented dick outta jo mouff bitch!!

[Citrus Mountain]

Contrived reality.

Pauly has been a guilty pleasure of mine for years, but this was sub-par even for him.

seems like they're trying to do a reality show while shooting less footage than the others do.

[fritter]

i've seen son-in-law like 6 times and the only guilt i felt was after i jerked off to tiffani-amber thiessen and then touched the remote without washing my hands (at my grandmom's house).

[Citrus Mountain]

That sounds like a worth while passtime.

[Tommy]

http://www.tbs.com/shows/mindingthestore

Bada Bing! There's Dean!

[klaus_kinski]

I love how when you place your cursor over the last three people in Pauly's Posse the image switches to them crossing their arms. "Hey look! I am fun-loving. Oh, but I also don't take no shit from nobody. See? I am crossing my arms and scowling." Oh, and I love their nicknames. They should all have one common nickname; "The Lucky to have a fucking job".

OH, and I hope that fat disgusting blob at the end chokes on a piece of sausage. Fat fucking piece of aryan looking dog shit.

[agent_PUNT]

Fucking eh. There's our man Dean.

We should give his bald ass a call.

Speaking off ass.

Did you see the poll on that link that tommy gave us?

"Who's the funniest comedian to have performed at The Comedy Store?"

Robin Williams 39% 1152 votes
Jim Carrey 34% 1011 votes
Richard Pryor 24% 716 votes
Jay Leno 3% 104 votes



HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[Tommy]

Originally posted by agent_PUNT
Robin Williams 39% 1152 votes
Jim Carrey 34% 1011 votes
Richard Pryor 23% 716 votes
Jay Leno 3% 104 votes
Giggle Brothers 1% 1.5 votes

[aw!tte]

This show seems really contrived, but for a show this staged, why is it still so unfunny? I can understand real documentaries being not funny, but if they are scripting, why am I not laughing?

Perhaps the same reason I didn't laugh at Encino Man.

[mad tv fan]

Say what you will about the show but never, i repeat, NEVER talk about encino man that way again!

[aw!tte]

Encino Man is what killed the dinosaurs.

And the Easter Bunny.

It is what drove someone to lock Brendan Frazier in a falloutshelter for twenty years...and did that teach him his lesson? No! Because as soon as he popped out, he did Monkeybone!

I cannot confirm this without the black boxes, but I'm about 99% sure that all three flights on September 11th had Encino Man as their in-flight movie, and that, ladies and gentleman, is what caused them to fly into a building. Ironically, Encino Man is now being used to break prisoners in Guantanimo Bay and Abu Gharib after electrodes to the testicles proved to NOT HURT ENOUGH.

It was not a good movie.

[Tommy]

Originally posted by aw!tte
I'm about 99% sure that all three flights on September 11th had Encino Man as their in-flight movie, and that, ladies and gentleman, is what caused them to fly into a building. For about 3 seconds, I thought about getting footage of Encino Man and video of one of the plane crashes from 9/11, shop the Encino Man clip, with crying in the background and then cut to the clip from 9/11.

Of course, I decided against it.

[aw!tte]

But you thought about it...

[5InchTaint]

Congrats on your Thousandth post, Tommy. Too bad it had to happen in that {Deleted} thread.

[Brain Stew]

Originally posted by 5InchTaint
Congrats on your Thousandth post, Tommy. Too bad it had to happen in that {Deleted} thread.
Aw shit! No you diint gurl!