Tomcat Sqarepants (WAS) on "Loveline"

[3v3+Z]

Oops! I only caught a little over a half an hour of it myself, on the way home from work. I did a Google thing-deal for an online archive, and this (http://www.djzooky.com/loveline/) is the first one I found. Someone let me know (bump this thread) when they get tonight's episode up. (It should say "Loveline-20050627...", I think, based on the other stuff there.) Looks like they're about a week behind right now. OR, if someone knows of a better or more quickly updated archive, let me know about that too.

Maybe I should mention, "Loveline" is a nationally syndicated radio call-in show. It's hosted by Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew (who was off tonight, actually). Hey, some people might not know. And for those who only know Adam from his not-necessarily-spectacular Comedy Central shows, it should be noted that he is truly GREAT on "Loveline". This is a factual declaration which shall not be challenged. Good day to you, sir.

































I SAID good day!!

[Pali]

Well it's by no means unfunny.

[scotch-romanian]

I think I said before how funny Adam is on this show. Look for the one with Brian and Patton on it.

[scotch-romanian]

TRAVIS: I'm 17 and my girlfriend is 22... and when her an I have sex it tears up her insides... like, she said it tears up her insides... like, she bleeds out from her insides... like the tissue in her insides...

ADAM: Travis, could you work the word "insides" in just one more time, please? I didn't really...

DR. DREW: Listen, her bleeding from sex doesn't mean she's being torn up. Many women bleed at sex. It's just that the lining of the uterus may be a little unstable and there may be some bleeding afterwards.

TRAVIS: Oh, okay.

ADAM: And when she says she's being "torn up inside," it may just be a metaphor for sleeping with a 17-year old.

[fritter]

i wanted him to get the job as stern's sidekick way back when. he's terribly underrated. the man show seems to have killed both he and stanhope, for now. so we get joe rogan and jimmy kimmel? fuck.

[5InchTaint]

Joe Rogan is actually a pretty funny guy.

[scotch-romanian]

Maybe you guys didn't know, but Adam is getting his own SHOW (http://www.thefutoncritic.com/cgi/newswire.cgi?id=6918) on Comedy Central. I saw an ad for it the other day.

[fritter]

Originally posted by 5InchTaint
Joe Rogan is actually a pretty, funny gay.

prove it.

[Dart Shitter]

i've seen Joe Rogan have butt sex with a dude in clown make up so he is definitely a pretty fuuny gay.....


i was drunk and i didn't have to pay the cover, so sue me

[5InchTaint]

http://www.joerogan.net/albums/roganaudio/Joe_Rogan_Getting_Pumped.mp3

[Pali]

Adam Carolla is brilliant. Someone phoned into the show saying she needed to talk about her sister. Adam then asked 'Is that what you call your vagina?'

The subsequent revelation that this caller's sister was raped, and Corolla asking, in a confused voice 'Your vagina got raped?'

Funnier in context, but still, he's great.

[3v3+Z]

Pardon my paraphrasation...

"When are we, as a society, going to start seeing religion for what it is: a MENTAL DISORDER?!"

I also enjoy his tirades on people who get sex change operations. [Considerably MORE paraphrased/bastardized than the previous "quote".] "They make you go through a psychiatric evaluation before you get this procedure to make sure you're not INSANE before they cut off your junk! Isn't that the DEFINITION of 'INSANE'? To want to get a BODY PART cut off? If I went to a doctor, told him I wanted him to cut off my ARM, told him that I've always FELT like a one armed man who was just born into the wrong BODY..."

Well, you get the idea. That's enough misquoting for one evening.

[Treebeard]

heres a link to tom on the show. i havent listened yet, but im normally a big fan of adam carolla and loveline.

http://www.ehansen.us/Loveline/2005_06/LoveLine20050627_Mon_DrBruce-TomKinney.mp3

[ME!!!!]

When Adam Corrolla made fun of the Hispanic chick with the dead-beat boyfriend I almost shat myself.

Badly quoted:
"Let me guess, you're Jewish right? Asian? Hispanic!?!?! You've got to be kidding me!"

Edited for terrible grammar.

[3v3+Z]

Who's Tom KINNEY?

[scotch-romanian]

Has anyone watched Adam's new show yet? Is it funny? Please respond soon.

[Kelsy]

Originally posted by scotch-romanian
Has anyone watched Adam's new show yet? Is it funny? Please respond soon.

No and no

[Treebeard]

i watched it and didn't particularly care for it.

[tjamick]

he used the same joke in the first two episodes.

it's shit

[CptPlanet]

He stole a bit from Conan and really made it suck. He's a born co-host I think. He can't carry a show by himself.

[RizzleMcIzzle]

Everything they said.