Micheal Jackson

[AHK86]

Im sure there are 1million. Some are really funny and I only know like 976,521 of them so please post some that you believe are funny.
Q: Why does Micheal Jackson love 36 year olds?
A: Because there are 30 of them.

Q: Did you hear Micheal Jacksons new song?
A: Don't let your son go down on me. (I never heard him sing that song.)

Q: Whats brown and found in a babies diaper?
A: Micheal Jackson's Hand. (This was an older joke)

Q: Why was Micheal Jackson at K-mart?
A: He heard children's pants were half off. (It's funny cause he likes to screw children)

Knock Knock
Whos there
Little Boy blue.
Little Boy Blue who?
Micheal Jackson.

Whats white and comes in little white cans?
Micheal Jackson.

He asked his wife's doctor how soon after the birth could
he have sex.
The doctor told him he should wait until the kid is at least
12 or 13 years old. (Does having sex with a pregnant woman make you a pedafile?)

[scotch-romanian]

If you don't change your avatar soon, I'm gonna end up meeting John Ennis and calling him a faggot.

[AHK86]

The humor must be to edgy.

[RizzleMcIzzle]

How about you drive your car off the "edgy" of a cliff!

Also, "pedafile":

http://www.rohrfurniture.com/Portfolio_Gallery/images/PORTFOLIO_LC_LATERAL_FILE.jpg

I think these are equally as funny as MJ jokes! :p

[AHK86]

Originally posted by RizzleMcIzzle
How about you drive your car off the "edgy" of a cliff!


I think these are equally as funny as MJ jokes! :p

Wow!!! So now your going to side with a child molester over me? Even though scotch is the one who started it. ;)

I also think that pedafile joke is on par with the Micheal Jackson jokes.

[RizzleMcIzzle]

Side with Scotch?! You bet! Semper Fi, mutha fucka (pretend I said that like a tough black dude such as Ice Cube to get the full effect of it)!

In case you haven't noticed AHK, you're a very easy target. Michael is as well. The only difference is that MJ jokes have been around for years. You've only been around for several weeks. So making fun of you is still pretty fun and based on the fact that you started an MJ joke thread, very deserving.

I'm just messing with you, though! Have fun with the thread! :p

[ComedySnobedy]

I'm not sure he even gets your use of a file.

[RizzleMcIzzle]

I was thinking the same thing.

[AHK86]

funny cabinet ;)

[ComedySnobedy]

he proved me wrong.

[fritter]

not really.

anglo"file".


http://www.archives.gov/northeast/images/marvin_filing.jpg

what do "micheal" jackson and ahk86 have in common?

they are both white, frail, and i hope to never hear from either again.

[AHK86]

that ones not so bad but how about this one.
Whats the similarities between fritter and Gary Coleman?
Both of them were molested by Micheal Jackson.

P.S. I'd rather be white then molested any day of the week.

[CptPlanet]

this is going to become your signature thread ahk.

[Stabby]

AHK86 will you sign my face?

[fritter]

ahk86, i believe you are thinking of emmanuel lewis.

but then again, when aren't you?

[AHK86]

........(2 days later) no you are.

[fritter]

beat it.

[RizzleMcIzzle]

When are we going to decide which thread is "The Best Thread In BUTM History"? Because I think we have a winner here...

no wait, that's a weiner and Michael Jackson's holding it!
:p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p

(did I kill it yet?)

[AHK86]

Originally posted by RizzleMcIzzle

no wait, that's a weiner and Michael Jackson's holding it!
:p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p

(did I kill it yet?)

You killed it at hello. You know I hate to beat a dead horse when hes down but (starts kicking fritter) "START POSTING MORE YOU LAZY". Do you even care about rizzle's dream of making this "The Best Thread In BUTM History"?

P.S. How did Lisa Marie figure out Michael Jackson was seeing someone else? He had crayon marks all over his colar.
(OMFG I JUST MADE THAT UP :D)

Edit : It's been about a hour since I posted this. I just read over it and found it that it didn't make as much sense as I first thought it did.

[jerseygirlinla]

Lovin all the jokes, guys, here's one that I thought was pretty fuckin' funny...

What did a mother say to MJ at the beach?

GET OUT OF MY SON!!

[teengirlsquad]

i made a sound and i cant figure out how to spell it ... it sort of like SSSSSSSHHHHHHHH CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. do you know what i mean? you kind of have to suck the sound through your teeth?

[fritter]

you wanna be startin' somethin', ahk86? you'd better just leave me alone before i show you once again who's bad by bouncing your snotbox off the wall.

[RizzleMcIzzle]

Fuck, I just remembered what all of my posts in this thread were missing:

xoxoxo:)

Thank you for your time.

[Micheal Jackson]

Originally posted by AHK86

Q: Why does Micheal Jackson love 36 year olds?

First of all im not into 36 year olds

Originally posted by AHK86

He asked his wife's doctor how soon after the birth could
he have sex.
The doctor told him he should wait until the kid is at least
12 or 13 years old.
And my wife and I go to the same doctor.

Talking bad to people will never solve anything. It's the reason Emmanuel Lewis left me (Lisa Marie left me because I wanted kids.) I suggest we all get together one day have some jesus juice and blow bubbles (http://www.comedyisparamount.co.uk/inconceivable/watn_article/repa/id~37). Then we could have a sleep over you can even bring your children. How does that sound? Lets just not this go farther then it should.

Just trust me you don't want to envoke the wraith of an angry black woman.

[AHK86]

Originally posted by RizzleMcIzzle
Fuck, I just remembered what all of my posts in this thread were missing:

xoxoxo:)

Thank you for your time.

Actually 2 other things as well.
1). Relevance to Micheal Jackson.
2). And anything funny ;)

xoxoxo just kidding you did say this
Originally posted by RizzleMcIzzle
no wait, that's a weiner and Michael Jackson's holding it!

[Dart Shitter]

eye gotta joke

why did Micheal jackson have sex with little boys?




because he's rich and no one can touch him......



































except little boys


and ahk whateva the fuck your tag is, you should just die and you dont represent michigan well at all( buddah, i've wanted to post that for along time)

geah

[AHK86]

I heard this one before
Originally posted by Dart Shitter
eye gotta joke

why did Micheal jackson have sex with little boys?



Because dark shitter drugged and raped him.

P.S. Why is the metaphorical butthole of chicago giving me advice on representing a state?

[Dart Shitter]

why aren't you dead yet? move over to aspecialthing, you probably dont know what reluctantly means and no one like you, fucking die

[AHK86]

Originally posted by Dart Shitter
you probably dont know what reluctantly means

RELUCTANTLY. Dark Shitter's father reluctantly admit that he had a son then left home. RELUCTANTLY :)

And Dark don't try to go back and fourth with me (thats how people get aids).

P.S. I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "fucking kids!", and it played Michael Jackson.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?
A: He ate a nine year old wiener!

[teengirlsquad]

no really, change your fucking avatar

[AHK86]

I call...."Teengirlsquad looking for a friend".

Maybe you would see im not such a bad person if you didn't keep your head inside of your ass!

[teengirlsquad]

whatever dickweed, i just like john ennis again so thanks.

[AHK86]

This thread needs this http://download.ifilm.com/qt/portal/2672935_300.mov
(Im just trying to make this my home away from home)

Also im going to put a couch over there , so Dart Shitter has someone to live.

And a doggy door to show that TGS is always welcome.

Im just kidding if RizzleMcIzzle made it without a doggy door then no one here needs one. ;) (This ought to get people here more active huh?)

[AHK86]

June 12, 2005: The Eminem Show Moving to Neverland?

Eminem reportedly interested in Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch. The controversial rapper, Eminem, has reportedly expressed a desire to purchase Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch outside of Santa Barbara, CA.

Eminem has told friends that he has had enough of the Detroit winters and would like to lose himself in the west coast sunshine on the 2,600 acre, multi-million dollar estate. US Weekly has quoted a friend of Eminem who said: "He also has to think about his daughter. He believes California may be a better place to bring up Hailie."

Jackson, who reportedly has financial problems, has also said he would never live on the ranch again after the police went through the estate last November seeking evidence related to child molestation charges.

However, is it possible the Neverland lifestyle could have a mysterious and haunting effect on Slim Shady? What if we were to enter the ranch and discover all the zoo animals wearing veils? And could that be a white gloved Eminem on top of the Ferris wheel dangling a baby elephant over the edge? Anything is possible when you're living "off the wall" in Neverland.


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"He also has to think about his daughter. He believes California may be a better place to bring up Hailie." (On the fucking neverland ranch)
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Someone take this one for me.

[Mang0]

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and cos I'm British I'll even say please.

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[CptPlanet]

bollocks to you, torry!

[cold-war vet]

Michael Jackson would never have been found not-guilty if he were black.

Also, molestation has such a lousy rep. What's wrong with treating children like adults?

[teengirlsquad]

nevermind when i said i wanted to hear your tsunami jokes, i take it back

[cold-war vet]

I was only trying to maintain the integrity of the thread. I don't really have any Jackson jokes.

[teengirlsquad]

alright fair enough