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coultej
05-08-2005, 06:18 PM
On one of his HBO specails he brought this book on stage and I need to know what the title is because it was great. It was by this smooth black guy on being a player. If anyone knows the title reply, thanks.
scotch-romanian
05-08-2005, 08:42 PM
http://nosebleed.com/yo-yo/vidimage/duncan2.jpg
TomWopat
05-08-2005, 09:15 PM
If you know how to more on a yo-yo than make it go up and down, you are one of god's mistakes.
Soma
05-09-2005, 02:29 AM
Originally posted by TomWopat
If you know how to more on a yo-yo than make it go up and down, you are one of god's mistakes.

Was leaving the word "do" out of that sentance one of god's mistakes?
AndersLevant
05-09-2005, 09:40 AM
Originally posted by Soma
Was leaving the word "do" out of that sentance one of god's mistakes?

Was misspelling the word "sentance" (sic) one of God's mistakes?

Also, was not capitalizing "God" one of God's mistakes?
5InchTaint
05-09-2005, 05:12 PM
Originally posted by AndersLevant
Also, was not capitalizing "God" one of God's mistakes?
Was assuming that everyone would or should be reverential enough to capitalize the name of a deity that they may or may not believe in one of "god's" mistakes?
AndersLevant
05-09-2005, 05:33 PM
Originally posted by 5InchTaint
Was assuming that everyone would or should be reverential enough to capitalize the name of a deity that they may or may not believe in one of "god's" mistakes?

Was your incorrect assumption that I was being reverential to a deity in which I may or may not believe, when in fact I was merely pointing out that he had not capitalized a proper noun, one of God's mistakes?
5InchTaint
05-09-2005, 08:28 PM
No, that mistake was all mine!
TomWopat
05-09-2005, 09:37 PM
Oh, you boys are entirely TOO much.
ComedySnobedy
05-10-2005, 10:17 AM
But what if it's like groundhog day, where he's not the God, but just a god.
AndersLevant
05-10-2005, 10:54 AM
Then you would use the phrase "a god's mistake," not "God's mistake."

Try harder next time, CS.
ME!!!!
05-10-2005, 11:22 AM
Dear taint and anders, It was your mothers's mistakes not to have abortions. Shut the hell up.
ComedySnobedy
05-10-2005, 11:39 AM
To be honest, I wasn't really searching for loopholes in your argument. My main purpose was to try to bring you down from your tower. It amuses me when you deign to ridicule points that are meant to be ridiculous. Thanks for not disappointing me.
Brain Stew
05-10-2005, 12:52 PM
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1893680061.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Is this it?
5InchTaint
05-10-2005, 01:02 PM
Originally posted by ME!!!!
Dear taint and anders, It was your mothers's mistakes not to have abortions. Shut the hell up.
I was waiting for someone to make that joke. I was going to do it myself but it seemed to easy. and who the fuck are you telling to shut up. Watch yourself, boy.
5InchTaint
05-10-2005, 01:25 PM
Originally posted by Brain Stew
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1893680061.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Is this it?
I always thought the book he was reading from was fake, but that might be it. All I really remember was, "If I were your friend and I loved you, the best that I could hope for you is that you live a beautiful good pussy life, and have a wonderful good pussy day."
Brain Stew
05-10-2005, 01:27 PM
Originally posted by 5InchTaint
I always thought the book he was reading from was fake, but that might be it. All I really remember was, "If I were your friend and I loved you, the best that I could hope for you is that you live a beautiful good pussy life, and have a wonderful good pussy day."
I haven't seen the special in question, but most likely Mr. Cross did make it up.
Resident Expert
05-12-2005, 10:21 PM
Did you know that David's middle name is "The"?
David The Cross. (His parents were VERY religous)