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kulguyssj4
03-20-2005, 10:15 AM
What's the difference between a dead baby and a cheeseburger?


































I don't fuck a cheeseburger before I eat it

ROFLMAO
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Pandy Fackler
07-23-2005, 09:17 PM
How do you make a dead baby float?

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A scoop of ice cream, and a scoop of dead baby
Stabby
07-23-2005, 10:31 PM
how do you make a dead baby joke?



say something stupid/gross/sexual and put the word "dead baby" (not in quotes) in it!
Tommy
07-23-2005, 11:10 PM
This is your SECOND best post...

http://blowupthemoon.com/community/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2412
geboris
08-22-2005, 04:19 PM
whats yellow and pink and at the bottom of your pool?





















a dead baby with its floaties slashed
geboris
08-22-2005, 04:20 PM
whats yellow pink and green and at the bottom of your pool?




























the same baby a week later
Stabby
08-22-2005, 04:45 PM
Why are dead baby jokes so hysterical?

I dont know is it becasue they stink?

Nope its becasue they are so funnY! J/k they stink you were right the first time

oh haha you had me for a minute
tjamick
08-22-2005, 04:46 PM
whats crying and greif sticken and on the verge of major depression/alcoholism?

The mother of an infant who actually died in a "Dead Baby Joke" scenerio.
CptPlanet
08-22-2005, 05:41 PM
what do you get when you make a thread about dead baby jokes?
Charlie Church
08-22-2005, 05:44 PM
Why was the grave digger so happy after the mass shooting?


Because the massacre occured at a preschool with Little Children rather than a Fat Camp full of Fat Old People which meant he didn't have to dig into the earth so much to bury babies but if they were at fat camp they were most likely fat which means alot of digging for the grave digger. But he's used to it and he knew what he was getting in to so he shouldn't mind either way. As my uncle used to say, a hole is a hole.
tjamick
08-22-2005, 05:47 PM
bored interneters?
agent_PUNT
08-22-2005, 05:54 PM
why did the king have all the babies killed?

because an angel told him jesus was born and was going to take his position as leader.

or something like that.
CptPlanet
08-22-2005, 06:54 PM
how many dead babies does it take to make a mommy cry?

zero! the thought alone is sad enough yeesh.
agent_PUNT
08-22-2005, 07:54 PM
why did the rookie NYC cop throw up at the crime scene?

because he had the stomach flu but he needed to work anyways because his brother in law's little baby is in the hospital and they need money to pay for his operation.

otherwise the baby would die.
Kelsy
08-22-2005, 09:54 PM
Originally posted by geboris
whats yellow pink and green and at the bottom of your pool?

the same baby a week later

I can't even call that one offensive or disgusting or wrong. It didn't make any sense.
Hey look! A play on words.. oh wait, no its not. Its shit. You're shit!
fritter
08-22-2005, 10:07 PM
AND THEY ARE CALLED "WATER WINGS", NOT "FLOATIES", GAYWAD!
CptPlanet
08-22-2005, 11:19 PM
Originally posted by fritter
AND THEY ARE CALLED "WATER WINGS", NOT "FLOATIES", GAYWAD!

CONGRATULATIONS ON MAKING THE ONE THOUSANDTH POST IN THE JOKES FORUM! I CANT THINK OF ANYONE WHO DESERVES IT MORE THAN YOU FRITTER!