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fivechunk
03-17-2005, 01:43 PM
just when you thought biker fox couldn't possibly top his last photoshoot

http://www.bikerfox.com/foxphotos/


note the "mid life crisis" title on the side by the photo creditor.
Resident Expert
03-17-2005, 03:07 PM
Biker Fox, like so many other "sites" on the internet, is in fact a parody. It was put together by funnymen Dave Cross and Paul F. Tompkiss and Bikerfox himself is none other than Randy Cross, Dave's older brother!
klaus_kinski
03-17-2005, 03:11 PM
It's so weird... this morning I had an erection. A big one. I started to think, "Could my cock possibly get any harder? Does my biology leave room for an even bigger, harder erection?" Then I saw the Biker Fox pics and got the answer to my question.


Yes.


Definitely.
teengirlsquad
03-17-2005, 04:06 PM
http://www.bikerfox.com/foxphotos/images/53.jpg


and i'd like to add klaus is my new favorite internet friend.
ComedySnobedy
03-17-2005, 04:19 PM
I pretty sure that Bikerfox is not a parody.
klaus_kinski
03-17-2005, 04:45 PM
My erection was a parody. A parody of the Empire State Building
klaus_kinski
03-17-2005, 04:46 PM
Originally posted by teengirlsquad


and i'd like to add klaus is my new favorite internet friend.

Well, thanks! It's about time I was held in a high regard by somebody. Now make me a necklace!
scotch-romanian
03-17-2005, 05:34 PM
Originally posted by klaus_kinski
My erection was a parody. A parody of the Empire State Building heheheh nice.
Treebeard
03-17-2005, 06:41 PM
Originally posted by teengirlsquad
and i'd like to add klaus is my new favorite internet friend.

:eek:

:( :( :(
teengirlsquad
03-17-2005, 06:55 PM
:eek: :rolleyes: :) :o ;)

klaus would you like me to be a parody of king kong?






god that was dumb but i'm still laughing.
ComedySnobedy
03-17-2005, 08:52 PM
god that's easy to rip apart, why has no one done it yet?
teengirlsquad
03-17-2005, 09:01 PM
because i already admitted it was dumb? don't worry when klaus comes back he'll shut me up good.
Treebeard
03-18-2005, 01:41 AM
how come you only whore yourself towards klaus
StrangeLight
03-18-2005, 02:56 AM
because klaus has the biggest cock. AND the biggest tits. it's the best of both worlds.
fearandloathing
04-12-2005, 05:53 AM
anyone else notice that the title of the picture series is "Mid-Life Crisis?"
Soma
04-12-2005, 11:28 AM
Originally posted by fearandloathing
anyone else notice that the title of the picture series is "Mid-Life Crisis?"

Originally posted by fivechunk
note the "mid life crisis" title on the side by the photo creditor.


no.
teengirlsquad
04-12-2005, 12:36 PM
zap
ComedySnobedy
04-12-2005, 02:21 PM
I'm glad Soma got to that one before I did. He makes morons feel worse with less verbiage. God bless you, Soma.
ME!!!!
04-12-2005, 03:10 PM
"I fucked up!"~ Jay Johnston
fivechunk
04-12-2005, 10:59 PM
threads come and go.....but AIDS last forever.....

just remember that
scotch-romanian
04-12-2005, 11:06 PM
i heard you can die from AIDS if you eat enough of it.
Rabot
04-12-2005, 11:32 PM
AIDS is a gift from god to rid us of homosinuality. Remeber that.
Maple Syrup
04-13-2005, 08:39 AM
I can tell when it's going to rain or snow because my AIDS gets to actin' up.
ME!!!!
04-13-2005, 09:03 AM
Originally posted by scotch-romanian
i heard you can die from AIDS if you eat enough of it.

Best one-liner of the year.
Citrus Mountain
04-19-2005, 11:01 PM
Originally posted by teengirlsquad
:eek: :rolleyes: :) :o ;)

klaus would you like me to be a parody of king kong?






god that was dumb but i'm still laughing.


You can climb Citrus Mountain anytime ;)
Soma
04-20-2005, 12:26 PM
I think that guy ^ is talking about his cock.
klaus_kinski
04-20-2005, 12:56 PM
Originally posted by teengirlsquad
:eek: :rolleyes: :) :o ;)

klaus would you like me to be a parody of king kong?






god that was dumb but i'm still laughing.

I just read that reply for the first time just now. Fucking hilarious. And possible.
Treebeard
04-20-2005, 02:21 PM
Originally posted by klaus_kinski
I just read that reply for the first time just now. Fucking hilarious. And possible.

Gah.

If I replied to something like that, everyone would yell at me for being a loser and hitting on the ladies.

Instead, since Klaus has a beard and a real rebel attitude, it's just cool.
Citrus Mountain
04-20-2005, 06:12 PM
Originally posted by Soma
I think that guy ^ is talking about his cock.

How'd you know I was a guy?
Soma
04-20-2005, 07:15 PM
Originally posted by Citrus Mountain
How'd you know I was a guy?

You weren't sputtering about shoes and makeup... so I just assumed. I'm sorry, was I out of line?