david cross live in hoboken 12/16/01

[San regis]

available for download here:
http://www.livejournal.com/community/mrshowandtell/

scroll down to jan 26 posting.
some new jokes, some you've heard.
unless you already have these files.

if not, somewhere i heard there is a really cool website called comedyprinz.com.
i'd really love to check it out except peerguardian prevents it from loading. must be some evil humor.

[CptPlanet]

hey there's julie

[5InchTaint]

This site has THE gayest photo of David Cross I have ever seen. And yes those are two guys...

[scotch-romanian]

What's more gay is that little design on David's jacket.

And both of the guys look like they got punched in the eye.

[5InchTaint]

Yeah it looks like he has some little pink embroidered flower on his jacket. A good outfit to have your earlobes sucked and nibbled on by two faggots while you orgasm, I guess. I wonder how much X was involved at this party?

[agent_PUNT]

would it be "gay" if i went to a Lenscrafters and asked if they could get me the same glasses as the one's DC is wearing in the photo?

yep that would be "gay".

i just might do it.

[teengirlsquad]

Originally posted by teengirlsquad
those glasses are hot; note to you buy those glasses girls will cream in their pants.

i've been hinting at this for a while..

http://www.blowupthemoon.com/community/showthread.php?s=&threadid=629&perpage=15&highlight=glasses&pagenumber=2

and that hoodie is fucking amazing. he wears girls clothes for fun. i like it.

[teengirlsquad]

p.s. did i say two weeks? please no more candids of david with other men chewing on his ears.

[5InchTaint]

Originally posted by teengirlsquad
p.s. did i say two weeks?

What are you talking about? Did I miss something?

[CptPlanet]

Originally posted by 5InchTaint
What are you talking about? Did I miss something?

Yeah, you missed teengirlsquad's high school career, which she spent drunk on Listerine because no one would buy her beer. Her hobbies include staring at microwaves, holding her breath, huffing ethyl ether off dirty socks, and not knowing the difference between rubbing alcohol and "the regular kind". When she grows up she wants to own her own shopping cart and have lots of meth scabs.

[Sans regi]

ha ha, yeah that's a crazy picture
where is the handlebar moustache...

[ComedySnobedy]

Cptplanet, you actually are my hero, whether or not you take pollution down to zero.