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Treebeard
02-18-2005, 01:29 AM
The upcoming Comedy Central Roast will be of none other than . . .

Jeff Foxworthy.

Discuss.
NaturesOnions
02-18-2005, 01:41 AM
Didnt people think he was funny a while ago and then realized that he is, in fact, not funny?

Have they forgotten?
Rabot
02-18-2005, 01:50 AM
You might be a dumbshit redneck comedian if...

So wait, does this mean all his friends and family are gonna come out and make fun of him? I can't wait to see what inbread, degenerate, shit-for-brains sub-humans he has clinging onto the branches of his family bush.

*edit- does it mean i have brain cancer if I just halucinated a cockroach on my laptop, cause I did...for reals.
ME!!!!
02-18-2005, 11:50 AM
Does anyone remember the commentary on the IDS sketch were david apologizes for the Jeff Foxworthy comment, because he thought that he would be popular for longer...

FUCK YOU DAVID CROSS YOU GOD DAMN PROPHET!!!!
teengirlsquad
02-18-2005, 02:08 PM
insert jeepers creepers reference here
Charlie Church
02-18-2005, 02:20 PM
Wouldn't it be more of a BBQ?

You know, the kind of BBQ with Coors a plenty, busted lawn chairs and burnt hotdogs.
teengirlsquad
02-18-2005, 02:21 PM
Charlie - You forgot the watermelon which i find very ironic.
AndersLevant
02-18-2005, 02:23 PM
I hate people who grill with propane. It's meant to be done with charcoal.
Rabot
02-18-2005, 02:48 PM
That bbq would probaly look more like this...

http://www.masters-of-photography.com/images/screen/smith/smith_kkk.jpg

It is so ironc that the christian club at the local high school is called Crossfire, my buddy who goes there (yes I am young enough to have friends in high school) is making a shirt with an image similar to this...it reads: "Crossfire, come join the celebration. Every day at lunch in the HROP room." I think he's gonna get his ass kicked for this one (his school has a high proportion of red necks/normal people than the enitire state of oaklahoma...)
AndersLevant
02-18-2005, 02:53 PM
In that case they'll probably crown him king. Or grand wizard. Or whatever they're called.
Rabot
02-18-2005, 02:56 PM
I think a grand dragon may be higher than the grand wizard...funny story, a guy I know's great great great (I may not have enough or too many greats here...) grandfather is one of the KKK's founders...we give him endless amount of shit for it, oh, and he moved to Boston, for college he claims...I think it's just in his blood.
teengirlsquad
02-18-2005, 03:25 PM
is he single?
Treebeard
02-18-2005, 06:57 PM
Originally posted by teengirlsquad
is he single?

NO BUT I AM

HI
5InchTaint
02-18-2005, 07:02 PM
Originally posted by Treebeard
NO BUT I AM

HI
Why am I not surprised?
TomWopat
02-18-2005, 08:03 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/TomWopat/05686d0b.jpg
KyleGassProject
02-25-2005, 01:17 AM
Sadly, it turns out that Blue Collar Comedy on Comedy Central is the network's most highly rated show- setting a near record for Comedy Central, nearly eclipsing "Who is Cartman's Dad" on South Park .

After Foxworthy, figure on the next Comedy Central Roast to be Larry the Cable Guy.

Wait for it....

Wait for it....

Wait for it....


Git-R-DONE!!!


Money shot. Has there ever been a more misnamed network than Comedy Central?

And don't say Music Television. Don't go there.
agent_PUNT
02-25-2005, 01:35 AM
Originally posted by KyleGassProject

Money shot. Has there ever been a more misnamed network than Comedy Central?

And don't say Music Television. Don't go there.

how about the Discovery channel?
CptPlanet
02-25-2005, 03:38 AM
WHAT ABOUT OXYGEN?