Official MAN OF THE HOUSE Discussion Thread

[CptPlanet]

Tommy Lee Jones and Cedric the Entertainer are going to star in a hilarious buddy comedy about cheerleaders who witness a murder and probably not make one joke about wanting to fuck them!

I ordered my tickets online already I suggest you all do the same so that we can say we were there on opening night when it wins 100 Oscars!!!

[Brain Stew]

I hear Tommy Lee recently went back to college for his degree.

[CptPlanet]

he must have gone to CLOWN COLLEGE because this one looks like a real gut buster!!!

[Brain Stew]

Wow, I've always wondered what it would be like to be the guy in a comedy duo that sets up jokes for the other one. And with that last joke, you have fulfilled my dream.

[CptPlanet]

the "straight man" is what it's called and congratulations you're the next kyle gass! AND WHAT A GASS YOU ARE!

[scotch-romanian]

This crap was filmed over a year ago in my homestate

But I didn't want to drive four hours out to Boner, Texas to be an extra in it (Austin i mean)

[CptPlanet]

austin truly is the lone star state!

[Brain Stew]

I was going to say straight man, but then I figured some smartass would say, "Yeah, I bet a fag like you always wondered what it felt like to be a straight man!"

[CptPlanet]

the best part about that is that you'd still be the straight man for that other guy's joke. YOU'RE UNSTOPPABLE!

[Brain Stew]

Originally posted by CptPlanet
YOU'RE UNSTOPPABLE!
Tremble before my deadpan abilities.

[CptPlanet]

:| that's my impression of you deadpanning because you're so good at it!

[Brain Stew]

Originally posted by CptPlanet
:| that's my impression of you deadpanning because you're so good at it!
Good job.

[Treebeard]

Man of the house is going to win more like zero Oscars. Nothing can stop Hitch.

Will Smith < Cedric the Entertainer

Kevin James < Tommy Lee Jones




edited by TJ to make sense.

[Treebeard]

TJ, your edit of this has caused it to make less sense rather than more.

[ComedySnobedy]

yeah, remember that pacman always eats the bigger value.

[AndersLevant]

Maybe it makes more sense to TJ now. I hear he has Down syndrome. Do you guys think he's upset that his sexual organs probably won't develop fully?

[Soma]

This is my happy face!

I die laughing every time I hear that. Amazing writing.

[scotch-romanian]

My friend's hot sister is an extra in this movie - she "plays" a photographer at a football game whom Tommy Lee Jones must hide behind to avoid being seen for some reason.

It looks absolutely terrible, but my friend wants to see it because his sister is in it; and I want to see it because my friend's hot sister is in it.

[AndersLevant]

My friend's dad was one of two umpires used in Capt's favorite movie Mr. 3000.

[apotatojudge]

I was hoping this thread was going to be about the Chevy Chase/JTT movie.

This cheerleader movie isn't even called MAN OF THE HOUSE, is it?!

This is a disappointing day. GOOD-BYE MALIK ROSE! :(

[Charlie Church]

Squatting Dog! I was in chuckles.

I sure hope JTT and Chevy aren't in the audience this Sunday, things may get a little AWKWARD when Best Comedy Pairing is announced!

[5InchTaint]

I hate the clip of Cedric the "entertainer" getting hit in the head with a pebble. Why the hell would you use a CGI pebble? It looks extremely fake and probably cost $45,000. Just use a foam rock for fucks sake. Hollywood pisses me off.

[agent_PUNT]

Originally posted by 5InchTaint
I hate the clip of Cedric the "entertainer" getting hit in the head with a pebble. Why the hell would you use a CGI pebble? It looks extremely fake and probably cost $45,000. Just use a foam rock for fucks sake. Hollywood pisses me off.

haha... yep that is a new low in hollywood.