Dave Chappelle

[boycrazy_NETS07]

okay i remeber when dave chappelle was just that funny guy and i couldn't remeber his name. now he is every where. his showtime specials like "killin em sofly" and "for what is worth" and his show has little kids running around sayin "im Rick james bitch" or "im wanye brady bitch". so all his comic saying and things i think dave chappelle is one of the greatest funny guys. buh-bye :p

[Stabby]

asl?
post pics

[Trevor K]

Is this chic retarded?

[Charlie Church]

No, she's just BOYY CRAZZY

You'll never understand.

[tjamick]

Every time i'm at school and some kid walks up to me and says "i'm rick james, bitch!" i die of laughter!
it goes a little something like this:
Mike the black kid- I'm rick james, bitch!
TJ "groovin' 'n' moovin' " Amick- haha say it again!

i also like when he jokes about drugs because i do them.

[RizzleMcIzzle]

I remember one time, back when Dave wasn't all that famous, I saw him in a public restroom. He was taking a dump in one of the stalls, but the lock was broken and as I walked by, I was like, "Dude, aren't you that guy in 'Robin Hood: Men in Tights'?". Then he said the now popular line, "I'm Rick James, bitch!". I think I'm the first person he ever said it to, so I've always felt a little pride in knowing that.

[5InchTaint]

I don't believe you and even if that did happen, what kind of sick sexual predator are you for looking into the stall of someone taking a dump? Not even just a glance, you looked long enough to recognize him, and you actually tried to start a conversation with a guy who has trying to take a shit. You're the type of guy who stares at the guy's penis at the urinal next to you, aren't you? Pervert.

[tjamick]

maybe he just wanted to know if blacks have the same reproductive organs as whites.

[5InchTaint]

...

[RizzleMcIzzle]

I am a pervert. There's no excuse for that. However, in this case it was my ignorance of a black man's genitals that made me take a gander. If I wasn't telling some shitty, completely made up story that is.

But that comic's so accurate! Were you there too, Taint?! You were in the next stall I bet. You probably don't feel less confine in the handicap stall. That's why I use them.

I think pretty soon we're all going to be communicating through comics.

[5InchTaint]

You edited your post to add more grammatical errors. I respect that.

[RizzleMcIzzle]

:rolleyes: The infamous grammar card...

Seriously though, well played.

[boycrazy_NETS07]

Originally posted by Trevor K
Is this chic retarded?
does my name sound RETARDED?!:(

[Trevor K]

Originally posted by boycrazy_NETS07
does my name sound RETARDED?!:(

YES!

[teengirlsquad]

its funny that the user names boycrazy 1 through NETS07 was taken

[agent_PUNT]

Originally posted by teengirlsquad
its funny that the user names boycrazy 1 through NETS06 was taken

;)

[Trevor K]

Originally posted by teengirlsquad
its funny that the user names boycrazy 1 through NETS07 was taken

Or maybe it's her AOL/AIM screen name for chatting with the boys that lil tease!

[5InchTaint]

or it could be a reference to New Jersey Nets player #07 Jerome Moiso, who was signed and cut from the roster in under a week.
http://www.insidehoops.com/moiso-nets-122804.shtml

[mike00]

hello,
did anyone see him when he was a teenager perform in the clubs?

i'm 15, and perform comedy like he did.

just curious as to know what he was like back then

[5InchTaint]

Who, Jerome Moiso? What did he do, club Dunk Competitions? You ignorant jigaboo. Go back to the cotton fields before I hobble you.*





*sorry, I'm drunk. I tend to be a douchebag when I'm sober too. The booze really gets the venom flowing though. and fuck you and die, you loathsome cock sucking worthless pile of jewish worm castings.+





+I apologize to the God of Israel. While I find jews unredeemable and unworthly of your favor, I believe you are the true and one Holy Father.>








>I apologize to myself for being such an apologetic scumbag. I love booze.&








&I apologize to booze for making lame excuses for the lame behavior I conduct myself when in Booze's loving grip.

[CptPlanet]

taint quick insult me before it wears off!

[5InchTaint]

You backed off like a little worthless bitch awhile ago. You begged me not to insult you anymore. I let you off the hook, out of basic human decency, since I ripped you to fucking shreds everytime we butted heads. Count your lucky stars, newbie mod, that I still have a basic understanding of decorum and 'acceptable' human interaction. Otherwise, you'd be in a world of fucking hurt, boy.

[5InchTaint]

At the very least...the very least......I can still make myself laugh. That's all I need not to slam a hollow point through my skull. How's that for comedy!?! Pretty God damned good, if you ask me.

[agent_PUNT]

Originally posted by mike00
hello,
did anyone see him when he was a teenager perform in the clubs?

i'm 15, and perform comedy like he did.

just curious as to know what he was like back then

Chapelle did the Just for Laughs comedy festival in Montreal when he was 17 or 18.... although alot of that festival is broing stupid garbage it did mean something to be apart of it.

mike00 what kind of jokes do you tell?

and how does it feel to know you could have sex with Hilary Duff and not go to jail? just curious.

[boycrazy_NETS07]

Originally posted by RizzleMcIzzle
I remember one time, back when Dave wasn't all that famous, I saw him in a public restroom. He was taking a dump in one of the stalls, but the lock was broken and as I walked by, I was like, "Dude, aren't you that guy in 'Robin Hood: Men in Tights'?". Then he said the now popular line, "I'm Rick James, bitch!". I think I'm the first person he ever said it to, so I've always felt a little pride in knowing that.

i have it agree with that one guy. i don't believe you. im sorry!

[boycrazy_NETS07]

Originally posted by 5InchTaint
...

that was funny as hell!!lol!

[tjamick]

You're still here?

[RizzleMcIzzle]

Originally posted by boycrazy_NETS07
i have it agree with that one guy. i don't believe you. im sorry!

That's ok. I was just testing you to see how gullible you are. You passed the test, so congratulations.

[mike00]

Originally posted by agent_PUNT
Chapelle did the Just for Laughs comedy festival in Montreal when he was 17 or 18.... although alot of that festival is broing stupid garbage it did mean something to be apart of it.

mike00 what kind of jokes do you tell?

and how does it feel to know you could have sex with Hilary Duff and not go to jail? just curious.

i did see that episode of jfl. i thought he was pretty good ... obviously not to the quality that his current stuff, but it was nice to see.

kind is observational. i talk about stuff from puberty (and other expeiriences that i actually HAVE), to abortion and such (as some girls in my high school have gotten pregnant). (not by me mind you).

and the feeling is undescribable. i plan to wed her, and you can be the best man.

[CptPlanet]

Originally posted by 5InchTaint
You backed off like a little worthless bitch awhile ago. You begged me not to insult you anymore. I let you off the hook, out of basic human decency, since I ripped you to fucking shreds everytime we butted heads. Count your lucky stars, newbie mod, that I still have a basic understanding of decorum and 'acceptable' human interaction. Otherwise, you'd be in a world of fucking hurt, boy.

I bet you're fat and you have bad breath!!!

[creator of AM]

::sighs::

ahhh, the internet



:)

[NaturesOnions]

Where would we be without you?

Probably at work. Pfft fuck jobs.

[yugioh]

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[CptPlanet]

kill yourself