Patton

[AndersLevant]

Did anyone else notice that Patton has a new update on Bob and David's site? If this has already been discussed, I blame you guys for not including me. I thought we were friends. Or if not friends, at least friendly rivals.

[Treebeard]

I would probably want to name my firstborn (regardless of sex) Patton if not for the fact that everyone would think the poor kid was named after the general.

[AndersLevant]

I knew a kid named Patton in high school. He found it embarrassing for whatever reason. He went by his middle name, Cynthia. Actually, it was Gregory. So actually, he went by a nickname for his middle name, which was Greg -- the nickname, not his actual middle name.

[scotch-romanian]

George C. Scott is a great actor.

[agent_PUNT]

Pretty good stuff. It seems like he had a bit of a shitty audience though.
A couple bits I wish he had expanded on was the Tivo bit and the part about gay retarded people

"We're here, we're queer...apples!"

Some of his references are pretty obscure to me so I got a little lost in a few spots. He would name a celebrity from the 70's/80's and I had no idea who it was.

In conclusion... if you're buying stuff on Amazon and you need one more item to get that glorious free shipping... I'd say this should be the one you add to your cart.

Seriously though it's worth checking out.

[teengirlsquad]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000C0FJH.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
besides this beauty what are the best stand-up cd's I can buy?
oh i just found a woody allen stand up cd.... i might have to order that.

ok tell me so i can order some on monday.

[apotatojudge]

anderslevant, patton will be in austin for sxsw. you up for iy? yay!