meet the fockers

[Treebeard]

One of my friends conned me into seeing this last night. Guess what? It fucking blew. Shocking, I know. I guess I don't really have any right to be upset, because I knew it would be bad, but it was just depressing. The theater was totally sold out, and where I live, that simply doesn't happen. Everyone was just rolling in the fucking aisles everytime the dog humped something or Ben Stiller got hit by something. Even my friend loved it. In conclusion, I'm sad.

[CptPlanet]

People that were born the last time Ben Stiller did something funny are hitting puberty right now.

[ME!!!!]

Originally posted by Treebeard
One of my friends conned me into seeing this last night. Guess what? It fucking blew. Shocking, I know. I guess I don't really have any right to be upset, because I knew it would be bad, but it was just depressing. The theater was totally sold out, and where I live, that simply doesn't happen. Everyone was just rolling in the fucking aisles everytime the dog humped something or Ben Stiller got hit by something. Even my friend loved it. In conclusion, I'm sad.

Horse shit, you loved it and you know it! Lying buys you a trip straight to hell Mister.

[agent_PUNT]

why would you go and see that?

[tjamick]

today every one in my school was talking about how great a movie it was. i also found out that larry the cable guy is coming here and has already sold out.

[ME!!!!]

Larry sold out a long time ago, voice of the south my ass.

[Treebeard]

Go to his website and read some of the stuff he says. It's really, really racist. I don't think he likes Muslims. One of my dreams is that one of these days he'll say something too awful in too public a setting, and the media will jump all over him, and then he'll have to have a press conference and give an apology. I think that press conference would have the potential to blow anything Bob or David have ever done away, hilarity-wise.

[ME!!!!]

From Larrythecableguy.com

"GIT-R-DONE!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE! That's right I said Christmas. If that offends ya than kiss my yuletide Smokey and the Bandit watching ass! I'm sick of these anti-Jesus peckerheads that gotta cause problems at Christmas because their life is so empty and pathetic they gotta try to ruining everybody else's good time. The hell with em. MERRY CHRISTMAS JACKASSES! I bought my cousin some of them truck nuts that ya put under the back bumper of your truck. Nothing says Merry Christmas like a pair of truck bumper nuts! Anyway, he got in an accident last night and they saw him and the nuts lying in the ditch and they surgically sewed the bumper nuts to him. He's dating the nurse now. I was gonna get my brother inlaw a new bow for Christmas but decided against it cause last year he was bow hunting and accidentally shot himself in the head with an arrow. (I have no idea how that happened.) I just finished my Christmas shopping and it was easy this year because everyone wanted the "extra crispy". Nothing says happy birthday Jesus like a bucket of extra crispy and a side of slaw! I will have the family over once again. Grandma sneezed last night and her teeth landed in the toilet. Nobody wants to kiss her now and she has a piece of corn stuck between her teeth. We always make her show us just for shits and grins!!! BADABING! I just read where a bunch of morons dropped off adult toys at a children's hospital. What a bunch of jerks. I'd a love to seen the look on their faces though when they got their toys at Christmas. "Hey this toy is mad! All it's veins are poppin' out!" Some people really need to get a life! It's been a great Christmas so far though at the house. My mom made some of her famous Chiropractic chili. That's where after ya eat it ya fart so hard your back cracks. I swear it's great. I was stiff as a board and after 2 bowls I was twisting myself into a pretzel. That's good chili! I bought my nephew a 22" rifle for Christmas. My sister yelled at him and told him to not just shoot to kill things but to be responsible and only shoot what he was gonna eat. 20 minutes later he shot the neighbor girl! BADABOOM! Ok, enough of the foolishness. Let me give ya a quick update! "

That's physically painful to read.

[yugioh]

I saw the trailer for this before a movie once. I couldn't decide whether it would be go or not. Thank you very much for your insight!

[agent_PUNT]

Okay it seems like Larrythecableguy is making fun of rednecks?

That can't be serious.

I don't know any of his shit.. but just from that post it seems like he is mocking the lifestyle, not promoting it.

Help me out here.

[apotatojudge]

If that wasn't really written by larry the cable guy then ME!!!! is truely a genius.

[ME!!!!]

larrythecableguy.com (http://larrythecableguy.com/)

Sadly, I'm no genius.

[Brain Stew]

I bet "Larry" is really from Maine.

[ME!!!!]

Conspiracy Theory

Maybe Andy Koffman didn't really die.

[north]

Heavyweights is Stillers peak performance. It was all downhill from there.