What celebrity will die next?

[Adam Jimmy]

I vote for Andy Griffith.

[auntknuckle]

the pope!

[gerald hennessy]

ronald reagan

[Unregistered]

your all sick

you cant predict that...

yea there is a good chance it will be the pope but give the guy a break he's a fighter!!!

[gerald hennessy]

Who do you think would win in a fight between The Pope and Ronald Reagan?

[The Kid]

I'm gonna have to give the edge to Reagan on that one Gerald, (I'm assuming that the Secret Service/Catholic Republican Army goons that surround both of these men would not be allowed to participate in said fight) a couple good gut shots and I think it'd be all over but the incessant hail Marys.

"This is not a playground......"lol

[gerald hennessy]

I'm going to have to ask you to leave your lunch boxes at home.

[Johnny Panic]

I'd pay good money to see that fight.

The pope is a particularly unpleasant man, saying nothing about the Catholic church's appeasement of Hitler during WW2 and doing nothing about gay rights now. I hope he dies next, as it would be one less bigot in the world.

[Beyach]

I am thinking that Arnold will be next. You know that Kennedy curse thing, and to think, he married one and he is now in office...for shame

[badkarma]

I believe John Candy will die next. (you should have read this post 10 years ago, man! where have you been??!)

[Keenan®]

Charlton Heston!!!!!

[TFunke]

2pac

[gerald hennessy]

Yo

2pac was kiiled last year in New Deli by his Sikh bodyguards.

[tjamick]

is gallager dead?

no just his career (what a shitty cheap shot)
but doesnt he have cancer or something?

[agent_PUNT]

Originally posted by Johnny Panic
I'd pay good money to see that fight.

The pope is a particularly unpleasant man, saying nothing about the Catholic church's appeasement of Hitler during WW2 .

The church was pretty shitty in WW2, but at the time, when this Pope wasn't the pope, he was doing some really good stuff for the Jews. In alot of regions religious leaders at the time were "protecting" jewish children by adopting them into the church. This was seen as a act of wonderful caring, but in reality after the war alot of the children were not returned. They were kept and converted from Judaism. But not the pope. (he wasn't pope at the time ofcourse) He went to serious lengths to re-unite the jewish children with their surviving relatives.

So remember, the Pope is only 99% evil. I am not a catholic or a jew so I in no way truly condemn or justify any of his actions.

I thought Reagan was already dead? Seriously, isn't he?

I'm going to bet that the next celebrity to die will be Melissa Joan Hart. I've got inside information that says if she doesn't start answering my e-mails I will slit her throat.

Word.

[Chaffro]

It's got to be David Carradine, right? I mean, the clue's in the title? What a let down that'd be if he walks away at the end.

The Pope, Reagan and old Osama should duke it out for overall rule of the planet. Henchman not to be involved, or else The Pope walks it.

[gerald hennessy]

I was right.


Let's try again.


This time I say the Pope.



Thoughts?

[agent_PUNT]

Is Neil Armstrong still alive? I'll take his ass

[3v3+Z]

Wow! I wasn't around when this thread started, but Isn't it kind of dangerous to publicly predict the death of a president? I mean seriously, I don't wanna piss on the party, and I'm not sure how the law is worded, but it seems like that could possibly have been perceived as a threat.

Anyway, this Funeral Week or Beating a Dead Horse Marathon or whatever ya wanna call it -- it's over now, isn't it? Seriously, because I didn't wanna say anything about this publicly before the actual funeral was over. But I was wondering: What if there was a terrorist attack on the Library where (I think) they were having the funeral?! I mean, I don't wanna come across as CONDONING anything of the like, but with everyone who was there, that would've certainly shaken things the FUCK up, huh?

Now imagine if I'd posted that BEFORE the funeral and some sick fuck read it, decided to DO something about it, got caught, then started singing like a fucking Byrd about where he got the idea! Then BlowUpTheMoon.com gets all over the fucking news! People start thinking we're actually a terrorist organization and that we actually DO intend to blow up the moon!!!

Well, back to the point: Is Bob Uecker dead yet? No? I'm going with Bob Uecker.

Now, who will die first; Bob or David? HA! It's ON now, motherfuckers!!! Get more specific and less old and it gets more creepy. What about The Olsen Twins? Nah! Firstly, I don't know shit about them, and secondly I don't GIVE a shit about them, so I'd just be picking a name which would mean I can't piss them off by just calling them "The Olsen Twins" since the ONLY thing I know about them is that they don't like that. How 'bout The Monkees? Who will be the first dead Monkee? I mean, they're getting older -- half The Beatles and half The Who are already fucking dead after all. But it's still kind of fun. And, let's see, I need one more to make it an even four. How about... the chicks from "Saved by the Bell"?

Scroll down for my answers (just in case you wanna play some kind of dumb-ass game where you don't wanna see my answers right away for some reason.



















Fuck it. That's far enough.

I say Bob, heart attack, February 12th, 2037. They have a Mr. Show reunion of some sort, Bob's doing one of his yelling characters, he calls up something in his sense memory that pushes his heart past it's limit.

Mary-Kate, crushed by an anvil, February 12th, 2009. It's supposed to be a gag for a movie they're shooting ("Anal Anvil Antics 39"), but something goes HORRIBLY wrong when a fluffer actually slips on a banana peel (also supposed to be for a gag) and knocks the anvil off of a balcony into a pool where the twins are swimming and "acting". Ashley sees it falling and says, "LOOK OUT MARY-KATE!" They say if her name had been one syllable shorter, she would have lived. Ashley then starts a campaign of public service announcements to warn new parents about the danger of multi-syllabic names. She is joined by Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio's sister Tish after an eerily similar incident not two weeks later.

Mike, killed by Micky, February 11th, 2012.

That black chick, breast cancer, May 1st, 2072.

3v3+Z, July 4th, 2004, the OFFICIAL story is there's a freak accident at a fireworks show I go to in my hometown of Trenton, Michigan. But that story will have BIG holes in it. You guys need to find out THE TRUTH! I can't say any more right now. Gotta go...

[tjamick]

well, there is a site called something like "celebritydeathbet.com", so we cant get in trouble. we have the first amendment.



this just in: we dont. shit!

any ways, wouldnt it be cool if a terrorist DID get an idea from you, and all the publicity led new an ass load of cool new members? hell, B&D might even join!
okay, now for my predictions, i think that bob barker or the pope will die next. i hope that either vin deisel or the guy that wrote "van hellsing" would die next.

david would die first becouse he's gunna put on a show in his hometown, and some redneck will get REALLY defensive of bush, and shoot him. rest in peace david.

the olsen twins will die at the same time becouse of a murder/suicide pact they made after fool house had ended.

[I'M WASTED]

i think that ronald reagan's casket is the next to go. all the traveling and publicity.
i think that it will either die from heart failure or it will drown after being pushed down a slide at a water park.

[I'M WASTED]

youre right, the pope will probably die next. then george w bush, jay leno, ben afflec, and mickey mouse.

[mad tv fan]

no it gonna be John Stamos simply cause... umm...he sucks

then it will be ghandi

[Dart Shitter]

duh shitheads it's Rip Taylor (confetti spray)

[3v3+Z]

Ahhh. R.I.P., Rip.

[tjamick]

no! rip taylor will never die. he's froma land where people live for over 5000 yaers. holy macharole!

[3v3+Z]

Anyone seen him lately? He did a cameo on SNL a couple years back or so. It looked like he had a little nip/tuck done on his neck at a military barber shop or something. It was frightening.

[tjamick]

yeah, go to his website (http://www.riptaylor.com) make sure that the volume is up pretty high.

[3v3+Z]

Thank you for that. It never occurred to me to look for a Rip Taylor website. That guy is cool as hell, and that's no guff! Did you see the picture of -- I think it's Phalicia Rishad (don't give enough of a shit to look up the spelling)?

http://www.riptaylor.com/galleryImages/gallery5_04/images/2.jpg

She looks like she's had about enough.

And who is this?

http://www.riptaylor.com/galleryImages/gallery5_04/images/6.jpg

Anyone know? She's yummy.

Okay, well, so long.

http://www.riptaylor.com/galleryImages/gallery5_04/images/20.jpg

[neognosis]

I say David goes before Bob. Some disgruntled hillbilly will take offense to something he says on stage, then wait for him in the parking lot after the show. The only question is; candlestick, wrench, or revolver?

[mad tv fan]

I really hope that it is toby keith. When i was at a primus concert there was an army booth there and they were playing his music so my friends and i asked the people why he doesnt just join the army instead of giving our nation a bad name like "We'll put a boot in their ass, its the american way" and when they failed to answer we asked why they didnt join adn they quickly put us on our way unsatisfied

[agent_PUNT]

wow, he truly does deserve to die.

[gerald hennessy]

Pope Benedict XVI

[NaturesOnions]

http://www.keppleroncampus.com/speakers/pics/simmons-r.jpg

[Maple Syrup]

The next celebrity to die will be Jimmy Kimmel (if my parole is terminated)... If not, the next celebrity to die will be my parole officer (pie-eating contests have made her a local celebrity of sorts)... What about Sketch Vibez? Who's gonna kill THIS douchebag?
HE MUST ANSWER TO BABY JESUS (http://www.soundclick.com/bands/2/sketchvibezmusic.htm)

[JuanBallsac]

Juan. Juan. Juan.

This thread is shit. Vincent Gallo.

[apotatojudge]

Originally posted by JuanBallsac
Vincent Gallo.


I WISH!!

[voiceround]

none of the above should be the answer from everyone.

morbid:eek:

[DoctorDelicious]

If voiceround becomes a celeb, I predict him/her/it/textrobot