Paul on FOX next year

[Pit Pat]

More old news that's new to if you haven't yet heard it. Paul F. Tomkins will be on a Kelsey Grammer-produced FOX sketch-comedy show starting next month. Apparently, the show will also star Mary Lynn Rajskub (of "Piss on it!!!" fame).

Either that, or Paul is playing a very elaborate joke on anyone who visits his site. Either way,

http://www.paulftompkins.com/images/The%20Sketch%20Show.jpg

More info at:
http://www.paulftompkins.com/ (http://)

[5InchTaint]

Mary Lynn looks extremely uncomfortable in that picture. Take a step back there, mister. Give the girl some space.

[3v3+Z]

She's trying not to look at the black dude's giant, exposed, erect cock.

And someone get that anorexic chick some sleeves, fer cryin' out loud.

[fritter]

i bet a lot of black dudes get laid just because of the perception that they have big wangers. and then they whine about stereotypes. that is so hypocritical.

kelsey grammer told a story, i think on stern, about when he was in a hot tub with dennis rodman for some stupid mtv thing and he noticed that before rodman got out, he was chubbing himself up underwater because he wasn't that big.

see how i linked that shit!

kelsey grammer seems british, but then he's not. weeeeeird.

[3v3+Z]

Actually, that black dude does have a giant cock.

Don't ask me how I know that.

[apotatojudge]

Originally posted by 3v3+Z
Don't ask me how I know that.

Okay.

[tjamick]

steve really has a way with convincing black actors to recieve his blow jobs

[tjamick]

GODDAMNIT!!!


yet another thread has reverted to blow jobs.

[3v3+Z]

Yeah! Who the hell is responsible for that? If only there were a moderator around to fix that...

[scotch-romanian]

muahaha! and people probably thought my sig was a riff on the lawfirm sketch... no sir, there's definitely a truth to it.

and it looks like this'll be the first time Mary Lynn is the more attractive female on a show.

[3v3+Z]

Nothing wrong with the way she looked on "Mr. Show". But even if you dispute that, she was also on NBC's "The Downer Channel" with Wanda Sykes. Remember that? Oh yeah. Nobody remembers that.

[tjamick]

i watched one episode of that and had to goudge my eyes out with a tooth pick

[scotch-romanian]

Nothing wrong with the way she looked on "Mr. Show".by no means, do i disagree... i was really referring to her role on 24 where she's constantly surrounded by supermodels, including the too-lazy-to-look-up-her-name-but-she-was-just-in-a-movie-The-Girl-Next-Door-and-she's-ultra-fucking-hot ...yea, that girl.

[3v3+Z]

Originally posted by tjamick
i watched one episode of that and had to goudge my eyes out with a tooth pick
That's definitely the correct response.

Anyway, sometime during the first week (of two, I think) that that show was on, I drove past the drug store I used to work at where Mary Lynn's mom works. On the sign in front of the store, where they usually have things like "Homo Milk, $1.09 Gal." or whatever, they wrote "Watch Mary Lynn Rajskub on Channel 4, Saturday Night at 8", or something to that effect.

[3v3+Z]

Never seen "24". But I do enjoy "60" on Conan where every episode is one second long.

Hey, Judd Apatow! (Haven't done that in a while.) I thought you were gonna start the Conan thread. I ain't doing it 'cuz I've gotta sleep. Leaving for work at four in the fuck morning is gettin' old quick! Actually, why am I here NOW?

[chaza]

Originally posted by fritter
i bet a lot of black dudes get laid just because of the perception that they have big wangers. and then they whine about stereotypes. that is so hypocritical.

kelsey grammer told a story, i think on stern, about when he was in a hot tub with dennis rodman for some stupid mtv thing and he noticed that before rodman got out, he was chubbing himself up underwater because he wasn't that big.

see how i linked that shit!

kelsey grammer seems british, but then he's not. weeeeeird.

Artie on Howard was in a steam room with Rodman and also said that Rodman wasn't that big.

[apotatojudge]

Originally posted by 3v3+Z
[B]Never seen "24". But I do enjoy "60" on Conan where every episode is one second long.

I'm talking about the Prime Minis ::click::