A net made of magic?

[agent_PUNT]

So they tested the Missle defence sheild yesterday...and it failed!

They sent a missle in from Alaska to attack and the "interceptor" missle that was supposed to save us... it malfunctioned and never left the launch pad!

Muwahahaahhahahahahaha!!!

The pentagon released a statement saying that they didn't know the cause of the abnomrality, just that it didn't work!


Bahahahahahahahhaha!

And George W. said he would have the system operational by the end of 2004!

hahahahahaahahahaha!

4 more years of this shit! I love it!

[Brain Stew]

I thought scientists determined in the 80s that the Missile Defense Shield was impossible :confused:...

I guess someone forgot to tell George Bush before he wasted more of our money.

[apotatojudge]

Wait, what happened to the missle from Alaska?

Somewhere, a schoolhouse is burning?

[apotatojudge]

Wouldn't it be kind of funny if the Administration kept 'testing' out the shield, and all the test missles targets were abortion clinics, and for some reason the shield just never worked? No? Oh, okay.

[teengirlsquad]

those damn pixies..... should have got some dragons or winged unicorns to hold that thing up .

[teengirlsquad]

and who let alaskans have missiles? there worse than the koreans.

[Tommy]

It's code name was Star Wars and when they asked for his approval, he thought it was for another sequal. When they released The Phantom Menace, he thought his job was done.

(That's the best I got)

[agent_PUNT]

Originally posted by apotatojudge
Wouldn't it be kind of funny if the Administration kept 'testing' out the shield, and all the test missles targets were abortion clinics, and for some reason the shield just never worked? No? Oh, okay.

I think it would definitely be a "kind of funny"

You're either with us or you're with the abortionists.

[Rabot]

Star Wars was a bluff Ronald Regan used to defet those damn commies. It was never even supposed to be real except in the mind of the soviets. Now either George Bush never got that, or he is acctualy a Russian pupet here to do to us what Regan did to them in the 80's. I could see it happening.

[terris]

i could see bush keep testing this and hitting the homes of notable democrats with failed attempt missles, four years from now he'll have no party to run against