for the ladies!!!!!

[Sandy]

I just got an email from Josh with thse good ones. Some of them hit a little too close too home!!!

Q.) Why are all blonde jokes one-liners?
A.) So men can understand them.

Q.) What is the difference between government bonds and men?
A.) Government bonds mature.

Q.) What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?
A.) Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

Q.) What is the difference between ET and a man?
A.) ET phoned home.

Q.) Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than women?
A.) When it's time to go back to his childhood he is already there.

Q.) Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
A.) When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions.

Q.) What's the difference between Big Foot and a mature man?
A.) Big Foot's been sighted

:D ;)

[klaus_kinski]

Q) How do you make a man throw up all over his keyboard?
A) Create an avatar that depicts a peace symbol on a rainbow background

[Treebeard]

Dear Sandy,

OH MY GOD LEAVE FOREVER I WANT TO EAT YOUR SOUL

Sincerely,

Treebeard

[scotch-romanian]

Q) what is the difference between sandy and spam?
A) the words "andy" and "pam"

Your jokes are very similar to David Cross track titles.

[tjamick]

those are some awsome jokes!!!

[5InchTaint]

Q.) What's the difference between Sandy and a pothole?

A.) I'd swerve to miss the pothole!

[5InchTaint]

Oh, sorry about that. I thought women weren't as diluted since they bleed like stuck pigs every month. My mistake.

[scotch-romanian]

Q.) What's the difference between Big Foot and Sandy?
A.) Big Foot's been laidi didn't get this but i still laughed.

[lizardking]

Maybe you'd have more validity if you posted some jokes of your own rather than tearing down other people. I'm just saying is all...

[lizardking]

...and at least that Carrot Top BS is gone. Like, what's the "Spam Song"?

[scotch-romanian]

Originally posted by lizardking
Maybe you'd have more validity if you posted some jokes of your own rather than tearing down other people. I'm just saying is all... Q) What did lizardking do after he crossed the road?
A) He posted some more.

[lizardking]

Originally posted by scotch-romanian
Q) What did lizardking do after he crossed the road?
A) He posted some more.

Look man, I might not fit into your "right wing ideology", but the Creator put us on this Earth to share, love and laugh. That's all.

[scotch-romanian]

Yes. Satire. I get it. It's funny.

but do we need two of you?

[agent_PUNT]

i think it's funny that as a collective we can't help buy play along.

I think it's funny is all I'm saying.

[5InchTaint]

I don't think it's funny at all. It's pathetic, annoying, and overdone. Since you get such a little jolt out of it punt, I can only imagine that you are a couple of these douchebags. Stop. How about promoting the site a bit and getting a few REAL people with different viewpoints on here, rather than just being an immature fuck nugget.

[agent_PUNT]

Originally posted by 5InchTaint
I don't think it's funny at all. It's pathetic, annoying, and overdone. Since you get such a little jolt out of it punt, I can only imagine that you are a couple of these douchebags. Stop. How about promoting the site a bit and getting a few REAL people with different viewpoints on here, rather than just being an immature fuck nugget.

yeah it's not me, that's for sure.


If I ever make a fake name I promise that if someone called me on it I would confess. I made one, posted twice and that was that.



The funniest part is that YOU have the option to ignore these people and NOT give them the satisfaction of ANY reaction, yet you do it anyways.

It's like when Bob's friends ask him to say "Kate and I are getting married"

You are like Bob in that sense. You keep walking into it.