sore back!!! (read on!!.........)

[Sandy]

I wish I could take credit for this joke, but my wife told me this one, and it hit a little too close too home!!

Co-workers sympathized as my mother complained that her back was really sore from moving furniture.

"Why don't you wait till your husband gets home?" someone asked.

"I could," my mother told the group," but the couch is easier to move if he's not on it."




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[Treebeard]

I always assumed you were a woman Sandy. Now that I know that you're not just a dumb bitch who doesn't no any better, I REALLY hate you.

[5InchTaint]

I can't stand you sandy. What's with the influx of worthless assholes lately?

[Brain Stew]

Originally posted by A Fat Bitch
I wish I could take credit for this joke, but some dude in my office told me this one, and it hit a little too close too home!!!!!111111oneone1

Co-workers sympathized as the man complained that his penis was really sore from having sex with a hole in the wall.

"Why don't you have sex with your wife Sandy instead?" someone asked.

"I could," the man told the group," but then I'd have to roll the fat unfunny bitch over and I try to figure out where her vagina is in all those rolls. Plus the hole in the wall is smarter than her too."




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[3v3+Z]

Sandy,

You should try suicide. If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again.

[agent_PUNT]

Brainstew:

the !!!111 one one one... that's fucking genius.

Sandy: we all know that you're just messing around to get a reaction it gets old fast so I recommend quiting now.

Thanks.

[freetibetwpurch]

This thread is only encouraging it. Ignore it, and it will go away. I think it's TJ anyway.

[rootsmoker]

Originally posted by freetibetwpurch
This thread is only encouraging it. Ignore it, and it will go away. I think it's TJ anyway.

Amen, freetibet. Thanks for having a modicum of sense. Christ.

[agent_PUNT]

you're Sandy.

[lizardking]

Originally posted by agent_PUNT
you're Sandy.

Sorry man, but I know Sandy and you wish you were him. Why don't you guys get off his case?

[lizardking]

And what's the deal with that "Loves Carrot Top" business?

[tjamick]

Originally posted by freetibetwpurch
This thread is only encouraging it. Ignore it, and it will go away. I think it's TJ anyway.

the only fake names i've posted under were "funniboi", "drew carey", i think another one, and "lance star*"












*lance star is a character i'm gonna post under in the near future. he's a professional baseball player with a love for all things wacky!!!

[Sandy]

Originally posted by 3v3+Z
Sandy,

You should try suicide. If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again.

Umm... Mr. Moderator: fun is fun, but 3v3 (is that your real name?) just crossed the line. I can take a joke as well as the next guy, but if you dont like my jokes than maybe a comedy forum isn't the best place for you to spend your time.

Sorry for the unpleasantness fellas (and ladies :) ).

[agent_PUNT]

Originally posted by Sandy
Umm... Mr. Moderator: fun is fun, but 3v3 (is that your real name?) just crossed the line. I can take a joke as well as the next guy, but if you dont like my jokes than maybe a comedy forum isn't the best place for you to spend your time.

Sorry for the unpleasantness fellas (and ladies :) ).


It's a Mr. Show board.

And 3v3 was making a Mr. Show reference.

Your failure to "get it" proves that this forum isn't the best place for you to spend your time.

Now, ofcourse the irony is that you probably DID get the reference and the joke is that you pretended that you didn't....

and now I've got you on ignore.


Thanks.

Mr. Moderator a_P.

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[tjamick]

Sandy,
seriously, take steve's advice.

Love,
Moderator TJAmick

[CptPlanet]

it's gonna be hard to say goodbye to this terrific thread but i'll manage

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