a good one!!!

[Sandy]

Sorry if you've heard this one bfore:


An elderly woman and her little grandson, whose face was sprinkled with bright freckles, spent the day at the zoo. Lots of children were waiting in line to get their cheeks painted by a local artist who was decorating them with tiger paws.

"You've got so many freckles, there's no place to paint!" a girl in the line said to the little fella.

Embarrassed, the little boy dropped his head. His grandmother knelt down next to him. "I love your freckles. When I was a little girl I always wanted freckles," she said, while tracing her finger across the child's cheek. "Freckles are beautiful."

The boy looked up, "Really?" "Of course," said the grandmother. "Why just name me one thing that's prettier than freckles."

The little boy thought for a moment, peered intensely into his grandma's face, and softly whispered, "Wrinkles."

[quartersmostly]

Let me be the first to say that joke sucks!

[5InchTaint]

OK. This must be someone goofing around.

[Brain Stew]

I think you forgot the last line of the joke:

The grandma was sooo impressed with this sappy remark that she knelt down and gave him a blowjob. When she was done, he remarked, "Jesus christ you old hag! Get your saggy ass off my prick!"

The End.

[5InchTaint]

I heard this joke ending with the grandma slipping into dementia and smothering the kid with a pillow because she thought she was back in Dachau and believed him to be a Nazi midget.

Yours was funnier, brainstew.

[Brain Stew]

It was an old ethnic African joke passed down to me from my grandpa in Holland, so it may have lost some of the meaning in translation.

[scotch-romanian]

Sandy, it's only been 24 hours and your joke already has wrinkles of its own!

[tjamick]

i think it gets better with age.

keep up the good work sandy!!!

[Treebeard]

I think someone needs to be heading over to the Multiple Accounts Confessional, and fast.

[apotatojudge]

Originally posted by Treebeard
I think someone needs to be heading over to the Multiple Accounts Confessional, and fast.

God, I'm glad I'm not alone in thinking this.

[scotch-romanian]

Originally posted by Treebeard
the Multiple Accounts Confessional

Sandy already went there but was molested by a priest.

[scotch-romanian]

Originally posted by Sandy
Sorry if you've heard this one bfore as if that's what you should be apologizing for...

[agent_PUNT]

that was a cute joke. But not really a "joke" per se....

it was more like a story.

to make it a joke, simply replace the word "wrinkles" with "tractors and replace the "grandmother" with "Harlem globetrotters"

Then you've got a joke.

Fuck that's funny.

[Sandy]

Originally posted by agent_PUNT
that was a cute joke. But not really a "joke" per se....

it was more like a story.

to make it a joke, simply replace the word "wrinkles" with "tractors and replace the "grandmother" with "Harlem globetrotters"

Then you've got a joke.

Fuck that's funny.

Hey, what's with the language?

"Very notable was his distinction between coarseness and vulgarity, coarseness, revealing something; vulgarity, concealing something." - Edward M. Forster

You sir, fall into the category of "concealing something". :mad:

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