David and Jay on VH1

[eatin']

I doubt anyone else saw it, but David and Jay were on VH1's Big in 2004 show. David was a presenter, and Jay played a gay slice of toast. It'll probably re-run for the next month and a half, so check that shit out.

[5InchTaint]

I think baguettes are the gayest bread. I thought I was the only one who believed bread has a sexual preference.

[fritter]

bagels are jewy cock magnets. but in a hetero way.

[3v3+Z]

Nice. But what about squagels?

[CptPlanet]

have you guys ever had sandwiches on croissants? not like that burger king bullshit but an actual turkey sandwich. it's truly a crescent shaped slice of heaven. and i'm not just saying that because i'm a muslim.

[BobRooni]

Originally posted by CptPlanet
have you guys ever had sandwiches on croissants?

Yes.

Funny story actually!

[apotatojudge]

Originally posted by CptPlanet
have you guys ever had sandwiches on croissants?


Okay, it's time to get fucking serious, guys.

I used to work at Jason's Deli. They make the best sandwich ever created by man.

Croissant Bottom.
Bacon.
Roasted Turkey Breast.
Ham.
Swiss Cheese.
Chedder Cheese.
Lettuce.
Tomato.
Honey Mustard.
Croissant Top.

Then we bake that in an oven for a few minutes to melt the cheeses and everything.

If you have a Jason's Deli in your city, go to one right now and eat that. It's fucking amazing. It's called the Club Royale.

The End.
C

[5InchTaint]

You're missing the important question here: What is the croissant's sexual preference?

I think it may be a lesbian. I'm not sure.

[CptPlanet]

Originally posted by apotatojudge
Okay, it's time to get fucking serious, guys.

I used to work at Jason's Deli. They make the best sandwich ever created by man.

Croissant Bottom.
Bacon.
Roasted Turkey Breast.
Ham.
Swiss Cheese.
Chedder Cheese.
Lettuce.
Tomato.
Honey Mustard.
Croissant Top.

Then we bake that in an oven for a few minutes to melt the cheeses and everything.

If you have a Jason's Deli in your city, go to one right now and eat that. It's fucking amazing. It's called the Club Royale.

The End.
C

Ditch the tomato and spell cheddar right and YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A CUSTOMER MISSY!

[cabron]

sandwiches and preferences of carbohydrates aside, isn't it interesting that he's presenting at an award show after all the award show parodies that mr show did. he was great, and i loved seeing jay but i thought it to be a sort of amusing twist of fate. or maybe the parody continues with mr show alum presenting and accepting the award.
well at least it's on a credible station like VH1.
commense with sandwich discussions.

[Gogo]

God, did that show suck...

I mean it was great to see Maroon 5 and Green Day perform and it was even more awesome to see David and Jay but even that couldn't have saved it...

But it's VH1... what should I expect from the channel that delivers us wonderful shows like The Surreal Life and The Fabulous Life of...?

[CptPlanet]

AND I LOVE THE [decade of the past] AND BEST WEEK EVER! You rotten dickbag. What a terrible thing to say.

[terris]

i dont wanna jump on the band wagon, cause i dont hate you, but do you think some of the hate could be because you have some how managed to post over two-hundred times in just over two months?

[Gogo]

Maybe...

But most of those posts were for the forum games.

I don't know... maybe I shouldn't be too eager about this board.

[terris]

you should be eager, i got razzed alot when i first started, im not trying to scare you away, im just trying to help you out without coddling you

[teengirlsquad]

i think squagels are metrosexual

[3v3+Z]

Ah! Of course. They only look gay. But when you try and fit a round peg in a square hole, you find out otherwise.

Well, time to fuck a doughnut.