Mr. Show cast member you most want for naughty yum yums

[ritzik]

A little base and purile, but I gotta be me.

Karen Kilgariff, though not tradionally hot, makes my mind wander down to my loins. Guess I'm a bit of a chubby chaser.








Macho Businessman Donkey Wrestler

[Brain Stew]

Brett Paesel

I like her voice.

[Gogo]

Jay Johnston is a hottie!!!

BTW, does anybody know if he's taken/married?

Also David is not that bad too ;)

[CptPlanet]

Sarah Silverman. She counts right?

[apotatojudge]

Originally posted by Gogo
Jay Johnston is a hottie!!!



Jay's so hot!

But, wait, I think I'm a total slut when it comes to most of the members of the cast. (I said MOST, not ALL [Sorry Adist]).


But, some way more than others.

But I'm not talking.

[neognosis]

I forget which episode it is; the one that starts with David revealing that he's bald, and all the cast comes out to "support" him.

Jill is wearing those overalls and has her hair down, and I don't know why but that's really fucking hot. I'm weird, I know....

[CptPlanet]

This thread is approaching critical creepiness. It's going to undergo a gravitational creepy collapse and drag us all down with it! ABORT ABORT!

[Pit Pat]

Originally posted by CptPlanet
This thread is approaching critical creepiness. It's going to undergo a gravitational creepy collapse and drag us all down with it! ABORT ABORT!

I agree. Also, for the record (and not that there is anything wrong with this), I believe Mr. Johnston is homosexual. They mention this in the commentary for the Marilyn Monster/Smoosh episode.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled creepy thread.

[CptPlanet]

hahaha julie i have more of a chance with him than you ever will!

[klaus_kinski]

I always thought Professor Murders was FIIINNNEE

[rootsmoker]

Speaking of abortions, I wanna have Bob's baby!

[scotch-romanian]

Jill is wearing those overalls and has her hair down, and I don't know why but that's really fucking hot. I'm weird, I know....you get extra points cuz she's pregnant there.


For me its...

Sarah Silverman
Jill Talley (pregnant or unpregnant)
Tatiana

and for guest appearances...

Laura Kightlinger
Jeanne Tripplehorn

[3v3+Z]

How 'bout Juh-NEEN Guh-RAH-fuh-low with the big-ass handlebar mustache in the T.J. O'Pootertoot's sketch on "The Ben Stiller Show"? Almost as hot as Marry Lynn Rice-Cub drooling and saying "Suck my dick!"

I feel like I'm repeating myself here. Or maybe I'm repeating someone else.

[neognosis]

Originally posted by 3v3+Z
Marry Lynn Rice-Cub drooling and saying "Suck my dick!"

Oh yeah, that was pretty hot too.

[Sweet Gerald]

I agree. Also, for the record (and not that there is anything wrong with this), I believe Mr. Johnston is homosexual. They mention this in the commentary for the Marilyn Monster/Smoosh episode.

I dont believe that Jay is gay. They do joke about it, but I think its just a joke, cause he also makes comments like "a gay guy fell on my hair..." to make fun of his blonde...Id take him either way. I think Ive made that clear on past threads ;-) I'd straighten him up!!!

[SpatulaCity]

Karen Kilgariff, though not tradionally hot, makes my mind wander down to my loins. Guess I'm a bit of a chubby chaser.

WTF?

Is Karen Kilgariff chubby? I just thought it was her face.


I think Jay Johnston is way hot, but my first choice will always be Thee Bob Odenkirk. I've had a crush on him from day one. Is that weird? No one else seems to find him do-able...

[CptPlanet]

Originally posted by ritzik
A little base and purile, but I gotta be me.

Karen Kilgariff, though not tradionally hot, makes my mind wander down to my loins.

WHOA YOU HAVE LIONS? LEMME SEE EM!




oh... :(

[Gogo]

Originally posted by Sweet Gerald
I dont believe that Jay is gay. They do joke about it, but I think its just a joke, cause he also makes comments like "a gay guy fell on my hair..." to make fun of his blonde...

I agree with Sweet Gerald on Jay being straight...Also on Cross' "Let America Laugh", they have a Mr. Show signing taped and Jay's there saying "Why won't any of these girls let me sign their tits?" or something to that sort...

Anyways I don't think a gay guy would say that LOL....

Hey if I was at that signing I would have let him sign my tits :D

[Pit Pat]

Originally posted by Gogo
I agree with Sweet Gerald on Jay being straight...Also on Cross' "Let America Laugh", they have a Mr. Show signing taped and Jay's there saying "Why won't any of these girls let me sign their tits?" or something to that sort...

Anyways I don't think a gay guy would say that LOL....

Hey if I was at that signing I would have let him sign my tits :D

I don't want to be a jerk about this, and I could be totally wrong, but on the Marilyn Monster/Smoosh commentary, Bob & Jay talk about Jay's photos as the "trust camp" counselor. Bob says Jay would make a great camp counselor, and Jay jokingly agrees, saying something along the lines of how camp has lots of little boys and he'd be a/the gay camp counselor.

That could've been an in-joke, or I was just misinterpreting it, but that's what I heard. You guys might want to check the DVD again....

[cabron]

all i know is i've developed a weird attraction to BJ. I think it stems from reading in the book :
"People disliked me, and rightfully so. I knew it was time to move away from Orange County, because i went to 3 parties in 3 weeks, where waiting for me, was someone who wanted to beat me up, for something i had said or done"(58).
and than seeing the Josh Felderman dance.

I creamed my jeans.

and i heard some where on the commentary that Jay and David made sweet love to each other and immediately afterwards made dirty dirty love to Bob. There was more backstage romps on mr show than in Chevy Chase's dressing room on SNL in 1975 (which had to be decontaminated when he left the show in 1976).

PS that commentary can only be found in my head.

[Sweet Gerald]

They said hed be a good councelor because of all the smiling and all the gayness...I call my male firends (And my boyfriend) gay all the time. and Jay does use the word tits a lot, and a lot of my gay friends dont :-) Anyways hes one of my "free passes" So if he is straight all he has to do is ask and my boyfriend cant say a word...however my boyfriend gets to "F" Sarah Silverman and Tina Fey if they offer.

[Gogo]

Originally posted by Sweet Gerald
They said hed be a good councelor because of all the smiling and all the gayness...I call my male firends (And my boyfriend) gay all the time. and Jay does use the word tits a lot, and a lot of my gay friends dont :-) Anyways hes one of my "free passes" So if he is straight all he has to do is ask and my boyfriend cant say a word...however my boyfriend gets to "F" Sarah Silverman and Tina Fey if they offer.

Look at us, obsessing over the sexuality of Jay....I'll be the first to admit that I think we're nuts LOL

[Pit Pat]

Originally posted by Gogo
Look at us, obsessing over the sexuality of Jay....I'll be the first to admit that I think we're nuts LOL

I completely agree.

Also, Sweet Gerald, can you arrange to have Sarah and Tina sent over to my place for the Thanksgiving break?

If you deliver at the door, do I need to tip?

[tjamick]

people who have "free passes" are retarded. they always choose some famous person. why not say "that girl that lives next door" or "my really hot female friend."? that way you can have sex with an obtanible person and not get in trouble for it.

[Sweet Gerald]

Because if my boyfriend ACTUALLY had sex with another person Id cut his nutsack off! ;-) and there are no obtainable people Id actually want to have sex with...I live in buffalo New York..not a lot of people to choose from.

[Gogo]

Okay I finally got it straight (no pun intended).....

In the season 3 commentary (I forgot which episode), Jay said "I was trying to be gay for a while" in a very obviously tongue-in-cheek way. Ane even if it was serious notice the term was. So that totally proves Jay is all about the ladies...

[NormaJeanMonstr]

Originally posted by SpatulaCity
WTF?

Is Karen Kilgariff chubby? I just thought it was her face.


I think Jay Johnston is way hot, but my first choice will always be Thee Bob Odenkirk. I've had a crush on him from day one. Is that weird? No one else seems to find him do-able...



She's a big girl but I'm not sure I'd say overtly chubby. Maybe it's just in comparison to the others ....hard to tell from outfits she's had on, hasn't been real flattering stuff.

And we can be weird together, I agree with you re Bob (although Jay is a very close runner-up, the more I hear the more he cracks me up, esp in season 4).

[3v3+Z]

Where the hell did all these chicks (or gay dudes(?)) come from all of a sudden? And why can't we get a chick from the Detroit area so I can... well... you know...?

And just in case a local chick does happen to show up, I'm not really into mustaches. Or dicks, for that matter. Just wanna be clear.

[ritzik]

I thought Karen looked particularly desirable in the Bio-sphere and Blindgirl scenes.

[3v3+Z]

There's a link somewhere around here to a "Girls Guitar Club" short film that Karen & Mary Lynn made. There's quite a bit of talk in that thread about how chicks get hotter when they strap on... a guitar.

[rootsmoker]

Originally posted by 3v3+Z
And why can't we get a chick from the Detroit area so I can... well... you know...?

Masterbate into a sock then cry yourself to sleep?



No?

[3v3+Z]

Originally posted by rootsmoker
Masterbate into a sock then cry yourself to sleep?



No?
Well, that's the rut I'm trying to get out of.

Actually, "trying" probably isn't the correct word. That would imply that I actually leave the house or find some other way to make an effort.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade, right? So when life gives me semen, I guess it's time to disseminate*. Okay, so here's the plan: I'm gonna do my thing all over the pages of porno mags and use the results to create some fantastic new artwork that's like a Papier Mâchè sculpture/collage. Somebody notify the Guggenheim. This shouldn't take long.




*dis·SEM·i·nate (http://www.bartleby.com/61/72/D0287200.html) - TRANSITIVE VERB: 1. To scatter widely, as in sowing seed.

[fritter]

soybeans are fucking arrogant and totalitarian. am i at 10 yet?

[teengirlsquad]

ok sorry im a little late on this subject but i just want to get my vote in for david...
3v3... i am always in detroit so if you get a david cross mask we can get it on.

[3v3+Z]

Originally posted by teengirlsquad
3v3... i am always in detroit so if you get a david cross mask we can get it on.
Let's see...

Bald cap? CHECK!

Plain glass glasses? CHECK!

Sense of humor? I'll fake it.

Infant size penis? Got it!

Done and DONE!



Until I chickenshit out when things start to become "real"...

[ritzik]

Originally posted by 3v3+Z
There's a link somewhere around here to a "Girls Guitar Club" short film that Karen & Mary Lynn made. There's quite a bit of talk in that thread about how chicks get hotter when they strap on... a guitar.



Saw stills of that. Mary-Lynn and Karen look great all punked out. Girls that rock make me feel like a 15 year old girl in Led Zepplin's hotel room (sh-sh-shark!). Um, yeah.

[3v3+Z]

Well, isn't it about time you watched the whole thing (http://blowupthemoon.com/community/showthread.php?s=&threadid=645)? Yeah, that's just a link to the thread where we were talking about it. But there's a link in the link, and there's other links there as well. But this is my stop, so I gotta go. Fare thee well.

[teengirlsquad]

Infant size penis? Got it!

Done and DONE!



Until I chickenshit out when things start to become "real"...

can your penis be imitating bob then?

[3v3+Z]

Well, it's this little ventriloquism thing I do.


















Who said, "VERY little"? That's not funny!

[teengirlsquad]

we could take this on the road ... maybe a paytv special

[Gogo]

Originally posted by 3v3+Z

Infant size penis? Got it!


He doesn't have an infant size penis...

Don't ask me how I know that...;)

[CptPlanet]

How do you know that?


OH SHIT I FUCKED UP

[teengirlsquad]

are you a supermodel?

[agent_PUNT]

I can't understand what you're saying.

(I'm in Ottawa btw, you asked in a different thread...i think it was you...or pony hater...)

[Gogo]

Originally posted by teengirlsquad
are you a supermodel?

If you're asking me, no, I'm not...

If you're asking somebody else then...fuck...I don't know!

[teengirlsquad]

i do hate ponies and it was me. weird.

[Gogo]

Why did you ask me that question in the first place, teengirlsquad (if you were asking me that is)?

[teengirlsquad]

i cant remember now.

[humectress]

Totally love him!!! He is my pick for my inappropriate mr. show fixation from afar.. He is cute! And he has great hair! Thank you.

[ritzik]

Just saw Brett Paesal's tits on 6 Feet Under, don't want any part of those naughty yum yums, but it sure was ballsy of her.

[scotch-romanian]

screenshots plz

[aussiefan]

yeh i remember seeing that. She's definitely not young, but very cooooool

[ritzik]

Here's the best I could do. I don't know how to capture screenshots and this the most the internet would give me without a credit card #.

[ritzik]

This thread makes me misty eyed

[scotch-romanian]

did you crop that? what gives

[ritzik]

I did not crop it, came that way

just picture 2 big floppy luv udders

[DC41288]

I would like Sarah Silverman :p

[ritzik]

Paul F Thompkins is looking pretty fine on VH1

so dashing

brings out the gay

[KyleGassProject]

Karen Kilgariff is a lesbian, I think. She is/or has been head writer on the Ellen DeGeneres Show and also Margaret Cho's writing partner.

So that would be kind of hot.

[ritzik]

Thanks for the fodder.