Isolation

[Mang0]

God Dammit!

Being in the UK Sucks. Never online the same time as everyone else so I'm always making afterthought comments on threads.

Other things that suck about England.

The Weather Sucks
Always talking about the weather sucks
Being fucked up the ass by America like the little Bitch country we are Sucks
Saying thank you afterwards SUCKS
Being next to the French Really Sucks
My Girlfriend doesn't
and that sucks.

God I feel better now.

P.s Cpt can I be on your list or are pale bitching Limeys not allowed to be Kewl

[CptPlanet]

you would have liked pali.

[Mang0]

Who was Pali?

[neognosis]

I hear getting stabbed at "footie" matches sucks too.

[agent_PUNT]

Pali is/was a great man. He used to get so much pussy, and he would eat it right through his mega-phone...

He was loved by all on this board.

If Keith Richards, Malcom X, the cast of Doogie Howser and a box of crayons had a baby...that baby would be Pali.

[apotatojudge]

Originally posted by agent_PUNT
If Keith Richards, Malcom X, the cast of Doogie Howser and a box of crayons had a baby...that baby would be Pali.

You forgot Artie from Six Feet Under!!

[agent_PUNT]

I wouldn't put Artie in the same sentence as Malcolm X!!!

Except now I just did.

Julie, I'm gonna have to ask you to stop watching so much shitty TV please. (I don't care if it's on HBO, it's shitty).

Right Pali???

[Mang0]

Sounds like I would have liked him.
Know someone similar.

[Mang0]

Originally posted by neognosis
I hear getting stabbed at "footie" matches sucks too.

Never had any trouble myself but my housemate had a dart thrown at him from opposition fans. It stuck in his head.

[apotatojudge]

Originally posted by agent_PUNT
Julie, I'm gonna have to ask you to stop watching so much shitty TV please. (I don't care if it's on HBO, it's shitty).


You know what? When I was watching the season finale of this past season, half-way through, when it cut to a guy imagining his boyfriend had tits or something, I said to myself, "Why the fuck do I watch this?" and then began to wonder why it makes it so much better just because a bunch of other people said it's good. Then I remembered Peter Krause is hot, and so I guess that's why I was watching it.


What shitty television do I watch??

[agent_PUNT]

Originally posted by apotatojudge


What shitty television do I watch??

NASCAR.
NBA.
Cartoon Network.

That's all I can think of for now.

[apotatojudge]

I DON'T WATCH...



cartoon network.

[terris]

the nba should be on lock out, not the nhl

actually they both should. i fucking hate "professional" sports

[agent_PUNT]

Originally posted by apotatojudge
I DON'T WATCH...



cartoon network.

i never said you did.

[Tammy Dobbs]

What happened to Pali?

[agent_PUNT]

He went to some school were he is infrequently near computers.

something like that but more comprehensive.

[tjamick]

he still comes on like once a month

[Tammy Dobbs]

I was hoping it wasn't as grave as it sounded. Good to hear.
Thanks.

[klaus_kinski]

Originally posted by Mang0
God Dammit!

Being in the UK Sucks. Never online the same time as everyone else so I'm always making afterthought comments on threads.

Other things that suck about England.

The Weather Sucks
Always talking about the weather sucks
Being fucked up the ass by America like the little Bitch country we are Sucks
Saying thank you afterwards SUCKS
Being next to the French Really Sucks
My Girlfriend doesn't
and that sucks.

God I feel better now.

P.s Cpt can I be on your list or are pale bitching Limeys not allowed to be Kewl

Mang0, I can see where you're coming from, but I have to say I'd give anything for UK citizenship. I am a total anglo-phile. You guys have produced Pink Floyd, The Who, Sabbath, Zeppelin, Monty Python, Benny Hill, The Office, Richard Burton, John Hurt, Norman Wisdom, Ab Fab and scores of other things that other countries have yet to match. Maybe it's because I am American and think we are the vainest, most ethno-centric asswads on the planet but I think the UK is clearly an awesome place. You create such great entertainment as a country. If you have a sister or a single mom, hook me up. I'll do anything for a Visa.

[Mang0]

I'll see what I can do. As you know we all know each other by first names so I'll just pop down and see fred in the immigration shed at the end of my road and get it sorted.
Thankfully the world has been spared having a women that looks anything like me, sorry no sister.

If you want to move move to England I would hurry up, it's fast dissapearing under a mountain of macdonalds and starbucks.

Last week a woman told me to 'have a nice day' took nine shoppers to restain me.

We're ENGLISH dammit we don't do fake sincerity in shops just 100% pure healtfelt apathy about other peoples days.(thanks for your money, now fuck off) You know where you are with that.

[Mang0]

Oh and you left 'Little Britain' off your list.

[tjamick]

Originally posted by klaus_kinski
Benny Hill,

?

[agent_PUNT]

As I am stuck at work, alone on a Friday night, at 9:15 pm... I find myself quite desperate for amusement...

I have found myself pointing off into the distance and yelling "There's Philouza!"

I am saying this over and over and laughing my ass off.

Thanks for listening!


Don't forget to turn your clocks back an hour tomorrow night kids!

[CptPlanet]

unless you live in a state that gave up on that retarded and antiquated hillbilly custom long ago. EYE HEART U AZ!

[CptPlanet]

"Here's my wallet, please don't shank me."