Update on bobanddavid.com

[apotatojudge]

David has a new, "hilarious" Cigar Corner up. Why does he hate Jim Belushi so much? And I wonder if he really yelled at the Emmy's. 'Cause I'm a moron.

[CptPlanet]

It looks like he left his proofreader back in London.

[CptPlanet]

But that was really funny.

[Stabby]

:lol That Mr. Cross sure loves Jim Belushi! Unless he's being sarcastic. I can't wait for part two! What happens you think!?!?

[3v3+Z]

Why are those fuckers not sending me an email to let me know when the site has been updated?

[terris]

funny stuff indeed, and way to beet me to the update julie, usually i get it right away, but its canadian thanksgiving, so i was on my break

[3v3+Z]

Yeah, it was Land-Stealing-Honkey Day here in the states.

[RizzleMcIzzle]

Bump for another David update, just in case no one else mentioned it:

Here (http://bobanddavid.com/david.asp?artId=139)

[terris]

fan-fucking-tastic

[3v3+Z]

I smell a new character for David.
http://www.bikerfox.com/foxphotos2/images/655.jpg
(I think that's what that smell is.)

[3v3+Z]

Why?

[3v3+Z]

Check his website that David linked to. What I get out of it is that it's some guy who thinks he's hot shit and has a "talent" agent and "oughta be in pictures" and so fourth. He's probably someone David just stumbled onto at some point, or had pointed out to him by someone else who stumbled onto him. He's like that guy I've never seen that everyone talks about from "American Idol". He's clueless that people are laughing AT him, not WITH him.

[Guest]

how david stumbled onto him (http://p089.ezboard.com/faspecialthingthetenaciousdfanboardfrm8.showMessag e?topicID=559.topic)

[teengirlsquad]

Even my mom was roaring at these "philosophies" on bikerfox.com...

here are my favorites

We're all the same, just our names are different


The more you like other people the more you like your self
....and vice versa

The nicest, most patient people are the leaders in business, and around the world.

The secret to happiness is telling yourself you are happy, even when you are not.

Guys, you need to listen to Dr. Phil and do what your wife tells you to do and everything will be just fine!

[3v3+Z]

I like the fact that he felt the need to include both:

"Truth is much stranger than fiction"

as well as the lesser known, and lesser eloquent-er:

"Real Stories are much harder to believe than fictional ones."

[teengirlsquad]

yes!

[tjamick]

have you guys checked out his merchendise page? i may have to buy one of his video's.

[5InchTaint]

Have Bob or David ever come here to say hello? It seems strange that they never would have come across this place while browsing the web. I know David is aware of the site because I told him about it and so have at least a few people who post here. Ungrateful bastards. Maybe we could get Bikerfox to do a Q&A with us.

[tjamick]

tim from timanderic.com came here a few times, and eban schletter has been here of course, but thats about it.

[terris]

best confession ever

i'm bob odenkirk

[3v3+Z]

You owe me $20, Captain.

[apotatojudge]

I'm too lazy to make a new thread, and also there is a good chance my computer will freeze soon.

So, Steve, I watched SNL last weekend because I know you do, or did, or maybe you just happened to record that one with Ashlee Simpson... but, anyway... I was laughing so hard, thanks to Robert Smigel's opening, (or at least he was narrating it) and his goddamn 'Fun with Real Audio." That's all.

Also, Klaus, I'm not marrying you. You called me a cunt.

Also, whoever said they thought Brian mentioned me? Where? Is it because he said he called some girl a cunt? And we have to assume that it was me, because I'm a cunt?! FUCK YOU!

Also, what the fuck? Kasey Kahne crashed into the wall with nine laps to go. Speaking of him, I met him on Saturday before the Busch race. Does anyone care? No. I'm just telling you because I'm so goddamn cool. Phoenix is the place for me to meet my television/sports crushes. I'm so fucking moving there (Seriously).

One more thing, I saw on the news a few days ago that there has been, like, a 40% increase in people from the US moving to Canada in the past week. Word.

[3v3+Z]

Everyone knows the Busch race was fixed.

[tendrinkmininum]

When I first looked at those pictures I thought the BikerFox was paralyzed. Am I the only one who thinks he looks like he has been propped up or sat on the ground with his limp legs dangling behind him? I seriously thought David Cross was so mad about the election he was just going to start picking on other people with handicaps besides Bush.

Turns out I was wrong! The guy has amazing legs. I have to see the front-flip he invented. And where is it that he lives? Somebody said he lives in the same town as him. I gotta make travel arrangements. Just in case I can't stay with the BikerFox, can you also recommend a good hotel?

[tjamick]

i was thinkiong about this the other day, and we (along with apecialthing) are the base of their fanbase. i'm not saying that they owe us anything, but it would be pretty cool to be acknowlaged or at least given a "big up" or something of the sort.

[Jugg Fukler]

Sorry to burst your bubble, but I have a ton of friends who like Mr. Show, a ton of friends who have gone to see live shows and appearances and not one of them have heard of BUTM.

It's cool and I'm glad it's here but saying "we're the base of their fan base" is a little inflated and self serving.

[agent_PUNT]

you also live in Nashville so your friends probably haven't heard of alot of things.

Sorry to burst your bubble.

No actually, nevermind this was a pretty weak retort by me.

We are a pretty small, but extremely loyal group. Tj is just so proud.

Also, Tj is young and innocent. He thinks the world still wants to buy him a coke. So forgive his grand standing.

[Jugg Fukler]

I was just being a Jugg Fuckler anyway.

Just testing to see how thin skinned you guys are.


Let's me know whether or not you're cool enough for me to stick around.

[tjamick]

i did come off a bit self rightgeous there. i guess what i ment is that we spend all of our spare time talking about the show which is kind of obsessive by most peoples accounts. so pretty much by saying "the base of the fanbase" i ment that we're some of the nerdiest about it. now i know that plenty of people are obsessed with mr. show, but i dont know them therefore they dont exist to me.